Saturday, December 24, 2005

Christmas 2005

It is really hard to get in the Christmas mood when I am sitting here with the patio door open and I have on a t-shirt and some basketball shorts. I am also enjoying the greatest Christmas movie ever Coming to America. That Eddie Murphy has a future. I have made up my mind that after last night that I am not going to any clubs unless I am shit faced. I really don't have a good time unless I can't remember what happened the night before and I feel sick as shit the next day. Merry Christmas and if anyone knows where a good party is tonight let me know.

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Thursday, December 22, 2005

A

I sit next to this girl at work named A, I usually dont go for the blonde cheerleader type but this girl is hot as shit. I remember when I first started working here I caught myself staring at here thinking about how I wanted to take her home and fuck her from behind until she passed out. This is one of those chicks that looks innocent at one glance and like a freak on E locked in a bedroom on the next glance. I bet every guy she has been with never took the time to just focus on making her cum over and over. I bet she gets frustrated and has to rub her own clit to bust a nut. I would pull her hair and grab her ass until all she felt all over her body was good and fuck her non stop until she passed out, then I would go make dinner. I thought once about asking her to have a threesome with me and my girl but I bet she is not like that, not that she might not do it but I bet she likes to be the only one getting attention. I am not going to ever act on this but I can't help where my thoughts travel sometime.

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BLOGS

First I have to start with http://www.marcuswillis.com/blog/ it is the blog of my favorite web designer The Mighty Marc Will. Marc is possible one of the smartest people I know. Its funny that is pretty fucking sad. Check his blog out he isn't as cool as he use to because he has a job now and has to get up and go to work and pass piss test and all that shit. But check his shit out it is funny that liquid condom was amazing I got to get one of those.
I have read every thing this guy in a three day period. He is a modern day Casanova and fuck that bitch ass movie that is out, with the guy who was just left Brokeback Mountain. The guy's name is Tucker Max and all he talks about is alcohol, himself, and the sex you wish you were having. Tucker Puts you in an interesting position, if you even dare put your sexual exploits against his you are sure to hear about how he has not only been with more women than you, but done much more GOD awful things to her and had sex with her best friends seconds later. Having read his blog I am inspired to take personal notes and chronicle some of my drunken nights. But the thing that is really amazing about www.tuckermax.com is that this guy is smart and amazingly well read. His reading list is also on his site and it is very impressive. As a proud alcoholic I wish he was my best friend but I am happy to admire his work from a safe distance. I assure you Tucker is in a class all by himself. I give this blog five shots and a beer, my highest rating.
Reading TuckerMax lead me to another blog called http://www.ifuckedtuckermax.com/. (crazy right) I have only read a few post but It looks really good. The Story of the famous Tattoo Girl is off the hook by itself, but you can tell she is boarderline sweetheart and serial killer. I advise anyone if you want to read someone who is painfully honest and very happy in her own skin check this site out asap.

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