How TO Have A Great Threesome

I know you already know how to have a great threesome. You don't need my help, you can already fuck 6 women to the point that they can’t walk and breath in at the same time. What the fuck ever, the moment you say you don't need any help you are already behind the times. I will talk about everything from how to set the mood to how to handle the issue of every one remaining clean and safe (This is something that I don't talk about very often, but you have to be safe when you are having sex. No one is going to care more about you than you do. And there are people out there who say stuff like well if the bumps are not there I can't pass it right? That is some bullshit) Anyway I will also discuss different things you can encompass to make the the experience more enjoyable for everyone involved.First you want to get the participants, for women this part is very easy for men not so much. Men want to get freaks hoes, the kind of hoes that can suck ink out of a bic pen that type shit. Women they want tall six pack and a huge dicks most of the time they want like 9 big dicks.(you know that women are waaaay freaker than men, women stay horny you better go fuck your girl padnah before one of my boys get too her) You want to know a major difference with men and women that I find amazing. Women get off on making dudes cum; yeah they feel that makes them the shit. Now don't get me wrong because they LOVE TO CUM but women get different levels of satisfaction from sex. They love to make you cum, you never had a girl suck your dick but would not let you fuck, you ever had a hand job, you ever nutted and she didn't get off and she said it was still amazing. Yeah women are crazy but GOD bless them. Dudes we count anything as a kill "hey she leaned on my chair when she was fixing her pant leg shiiiiit she wanna fuck...Let me stop before I get too far off topic.Okay lets get movingThe selection of partners is very tricky, Men you must develop the ability keep the interest of at least 4 women in a sitting. A good way to do this is sometimes going out with female friends, tag along sometimes when they go to lunch or out to get drinks. This is how you can start to develop multiple interests from several women at once. Guys usually fuck this up because they don't know how too make everyone at the table feel that they are getting enough attention. You see I cannot stress the importance of making every woman feel important. Allot of guys start paying too much attention to one girl, if the others feel this you have already lost the fight. You have to have every girl at the table thinking you were flirting with everybody but you were flirting with her the most. Wait I may be getting ahead of myself here WOMEN NOTICE EVERYTHING especially when you are comfortable with a group and with yourself. Confidence cannot be faked you can't pretend that you are something that you are not. (You can but time will tell) Find something that you feel comfortable talking about but don't let the conversation be one sided. What does one sided mean you are the only one saying shit at the table, you have to encourage them to talk. When I say something you are comfortable with I talked to a table of women about the fucking LIONKING they all loved the conversation and none of them were younger than 25 years old. (Thank you Walt Disney). Now this is important because you can see how to manage time (never spend too much time on one woman unless you are really interested in her only), how to include others (ask the loud woman in the group to talk about her friends. ((She will always give up more information than her friends want people to know, use that information, nothing on planet earth is more valuable than information))), how to tag team (gives you the ability to join forces with each and get the vibe on each woman in the party nothing is universal some women like this others like that you have learn how to identify what a woman enjoys.) You also have to realize when a table is feeling you and when they are not. And if they are not don't worry about it just walk away. Don't force the issue as long you are comfortable and they are laughing not smiling your okay. (A sub-note to this, how can I put this ...READ A FUCKING BOOK have something to offer to a conversation.) Now when you gain the ability to talk to a group of women and how to cater to all the egos at that table then you can move on to suggestions. Never do this on the initial meeting you have to get the women at the table to the point that they are requesting you join them for lunch because they like your company, (be careful it's easy to fall in that FRIEND ONLY category stay the fuck outta there this is a trial and error thing only time and experience will keep you out of that shit farm. If they are not at the point that they are requesting your company don't suggest that you go there (hey that took me a min. Cause off top I was asking witch one of you down for the sucking and the fucking, the licking and the god damn sticking:) Once you are in their circle bring it up in a conversation (WOMEN ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT FUCKING SO THERE IS NEVER A WRONG TIME) and leave it alone.Now what I am leaving out here is a very important step what to say. It has to be your own way of saying it, just don't ask directly ask them as a group what they think about it. Many of them probably have already tried it but you don't want this too be the time you start making jokes about character just talk about it and let it take its course. What happens behind the scenes is the exciting part because after this meeting the women either will or wont talk about it too others in that group or her friends outside her initial group. Here is another way women are different from men because women have different friends for different occasions. The women she goes out with, the women who she goes to lunches and functions with, and the chicks she talks too about FUCKING with. (; Why is it you never see the smile in that direction Men we run with the same crew of motherfuckers from the playground to the grave. Now this outside discussion this is where things are out of your hands, but if you set stuff up correctly you should be getting a three way call from A woman you know and a friend you have only heard about. Now this conversation will be one of a few ways; "I don't want too" at one extreme and "Hell yeah MOFO" at the other. You have to sell the experience but remember if they called, shit you are 80% there. All you have to do now is not fuck it up.Once everything is worked out you have to get a neutral LOCATION. Here is where you have to spend a little change especially if this is the first time for one of the women. Women are into the fantasy and the more you put in making this a magical night the more you will get out of the night. Get the room in an area somewhere far from where they normally hang out but not so far they get sick of driving or they decide to carpool. (THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT KEEP THEM SEPARATED UNTIL THEY ARE BOTH AT THE HOTEL OR WHAT EVER LOCATION YOU CHOOSE) You don't want them walking in with a plan women make plans by nature where if you got two dudes coming to see one girl all you are going to hear is WE GON FUC DIS HOE. And yes THE MAN should choose you cannot be a pussyboy here you are the one making the arrangements all they have to do is show up, perform, and leave. When they get there have something to take allot of the edge off. Weather that be liquor, weed, E pills what ever floats your fucking boat but don't try to make people do things that they really don't want to do allow the ladies to choose their poison. Also have some sort of radio, the small clock radio in the rooms are disgusting you need something with a pretty good sound quality for example that ipod sound dock those are fantastic because you can play hours of music that will take you from beginning (drinks) to the end (hey this was great we got to get back together:)Now lets talk about how to perform in a threesome. I am sure that everybody has their own way but this is how your boy gets down. First began with kisses women should feel like you are paying an equal amount of attention to both of them. Kiss them both softly but passionately and be sure that you are encouraging them to rub and kiss on each other. "Kiss her like you want someone to kiss you" "Rub her between her legs and touch her nipples like you want her to touch yours. Now before you jack off, you should clear some things up. Every woman is different and here are the questions they never discuss in the movies. Always have an assortment of FLAVORED condoms. MOST WOMEN have a problem with you taking you dick out of one woman and slamming it up their pussy. This may cause some dudes to be like man fuck all that, but here is why I choose that kind of condom, and where the tag team concept comes in the order. The orgasms should be issued as so, 1st timer because she is the most nervous, the professional because well shit ladies 1st, then you. Now you have to really work the tag team thing and once women figure out what's going on they will follow. You have to always be making someone feel good the entire time while you are sucking her titts have the other girl to eat her out, if you are eating her out you put your fingers in her pussy and rub her g-spot and have the other woman laying across her sucking her titts and rubbing the lips of her pussy. The rubbing in areas she is normally never touched at the same time is very crucial this is what makes the threesome so off the hook (MUTHAFUCKA ITS MO PEOPLE IN THIS BED FUCKING ME) It has to remain in a controlled chaos, and it always has to be 2 people making one cum and when you go in one woman (DON'T CUM YET UNTIL EVERYBODY HAS CAME because all you will be doing after that is watching from the side lines and I have never asked anybody to ball and all they do is watch from the fucking sidelines) Take off the condom and allow the next woman to suck your fucking dick until you feel like going back in some pussy, grab a fresh condom and well shit fuck her. That fresh condom thing really makes everyone feel allot more at ease. So you make sure everyone has busted a fantastic nut and then you sit back and allow them to make sure they both get in the pleasure of making you bust. From there you just chill make a few more glasses lye in bed make fucking jokes about "every time I went in a mouth or either pussy it felt so fucking good. Yall need to take this shit on the fucking road." Be sure to rub them make them both feel like they are so fucking sexy, and your lucky you will get your own sloppy 2nds shit sloppy 4ths LOL. Between the sex always be sure to pick up around the room, get the condom packets and any clothing that may be tossed on the floor. This gives them the impression that you are neat. I don't have to worry about this I can just relax and enjoy this experience. Make sure that it is a comfortable temp because you don't want anyone too hot that is uncomfortable or so cold they can’t function. After you wrap up your night tell them to leave at the same time but take different elevators, take different directions out of the building and not to mention it anymore. Never mention it again until one of them bring it up and if they enjoyed it they will. Always keep the experience as something that the three of you shared and that's that. The very best thing about this is if they really liked it every time a friend of theirs mentions a threesome you will be the first call they make. Hope you bitches appreciate how I break it down too you. Holla

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ALL STAR GAME PARTIES

In case you guys are looking for parties for the weekend, I am gonna put the hot ones I have heard of thus far. I also I am gonna put them out there in order of where the fuck im gonna be so here you go, check back with this post because it will change as we get closer to the weekend I expect to get allot more party info.

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Wednesday, February 15th: LaAlternatif features a live performance by Neo-Soul Sensation Leela James @ Tribeca Lounge.
Thursday, February 16th: Join DJ Mad Linx and BET for a live taping of the Road Show @ LaStrada (San Felipe location).
Friday, February 17th: Join Gabrielle Union and DJ EQue @ The University Club (Located in the Galleria)
Saturday, February 18th: Join Tyrese and DJ EQue @ The University Club (Located in the Galleria) Free Underground Parking Valet Parking Available Contact to request your discounted pre-sale tickets.

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$200 in a Bible

My very best friend on this planet is TonyJ. Now don't get this wrong I without a doubt have the best bunch of friends in the fucking world everybody from Z, Mark, Marcwill, Skip Coon, RobMAC, Booga, DP, Lanier, Tim, D. Parker and the man LA we are all cool, and I will do what ever for these boys but TonyJ, I honestly think of this dude as my brother. Honestly we are all like brothers but me and TonyJ are like twins. All of us have been in some ignorant shit at one time or another but Tony is like that dude that you call when you have fucked up, and you need a clean up man, like the dude in Pulp Fiction. He shows up laughs at you, fixes shit and leaves all the time calling you a stupid motherfucker. We have chased chicks together, we have been in fights together, we have been jail together. That's my fucking boy and the crazy shit is he never gets credit for being the wild one. One day his dad told me and this is a direct quote "Brad young man I am glad you are starting to grow up because you know, you and Tony need to thank GOD on High that yall aint in a Federal Pen right now" Everybody always thinks its me or LA but trust me TonyJ is fucking crazy. TonyJ has a younger brother Todd (I can't call Todd his little brother because Todd is like 6'4 250lbs) He is an ass whooper and I will leave it at that an honest to GOD ass whooper. TonyJ. has a daughter DJ, (My 1st Godchild shout out to Colby my Godson from Margina and Derrick and Keziah my Goddaughter From Nikki) she is a beautiful little girl (Just like Keziah) who is going to be very tall and very I'm too cute too sweat outside. TonyJ. wants her to play basketball she hates basketball( I find that funny as hell). Now don't let me paint the wrong picture TonyJ is a low down muthafucker he has stories that can't be told like the burning down the house story, the arson car story, and the very worst thing he has ever did THE PLANE TICKET STORY. I don't care if they put me in front of a judge trying to throw football numbers at me I aint gonna tell that one cuz. But this goes both ways he has ALLLLOOOTTT of shit on me he told me the other night "why didn't you say after you kicked in MAA's door you called me at my fucking job sounding like a four year old bitch saying TonyJ I just kicked in her door boo hoo hoo" I aint no bitch buddy , now it's there for the world too see so fuck you TonyJ.
Now I would start talking about TonyJ's then girlfriend and now wife but all I will say is She Fucking HATED ME now we are civil, but when TonyJ was my roommate dude she FUCKING HATED ME, the kind of hate that honestly makes a best friend have your boyfriend fuck every other hoe he can. Really if your man's best friend is anything near the jackass I am, your best bet is to never let that other muthafucka know you cant stand him. No matter how much pussy you throw on that dude. I am his best friend and I can always get chicks by the crib to do the same thing plus they will not argue with him and ask him to do nnoying shit like walk with your ass through the mall, they will fuck then leave. They will smoke a blunt fuck and leave no questions thank you have a nice day, except for the food network night (inside joke for me and TonyJ I was fucking this FINE Ass girl in my room and her best friend wouldn't let Tony hit she made him watch the food network with her, he is gonna kill me for saying that shit poor boy can't watch food network to this day but trust me he in this story he looks good)
Okay when his daughter was born he drove from Jackson to Wisconsin flew back down and he was gonna fly back up there and pick up his kid and her mom then drive back down. He was in a really shitty mood because TonyJ was making a transition that all men hate making he had to fucking grow up. So me being me, I asked if he wanted to go out and start a fight in a night club he said nah didn't have the bail. Well then I found my bible I had been looking for it although I have my bad ways trust me I read the Bible NOWHERE NEAR the amount I need too but sometimes you look to outside sources for guidance and there is nowhere like the GOOD BOOK. I open the book and I find $200, now the second before I found that money I said to myself man I feel like going to the strip club(Yes I had the bible in my hand you see I was trying to work on myself). The way I see it GOD said knock yourself out have a goodtime on me. I walk into tonic's room and I say TonyJ I just found $200 in a bible lets go see some tittys. And as if it were a miracle TonyJ looked at me and said Breezy I would love to go see some tittys. We stopped by the liquor store and bought a huge bottle of yeah you know it Corvossier. We then went straight to the shake show. Now I really don't care for strip clubs but man sometimes you just want to watch naked women dance on a stage and throw money at them. I can't explain it, but explaining it would make this seem less than what it was it was a Mission From GOD for us to make sure that some girl had enough money to pay her cell phone bill or she had the money to get those nice stockings so she could get that call from the bank and stop showing her tittys and make an honest living. I don't ask questions I just follow the steps before me.
So we get there and it is a slow night but the best way to make a night speed up is to open a bottle of liquor and try and got to the bottom of the sum bitch as fast as u can. But I must warn you that Corvissier is a dangerous liquor because you go from sober to cool to shit house drunk in about 30 mins especially if you having who can finish first contest. I am not sure about the following events but this for sure happened. We met three of the waitresses from that strip club and they looked a shit load better than all the strippers. They told us they were cousins, I said the following as they sat at the table TonyJ. witch one you fucking? They thought I was cute when I was drunk, I said wait till you see me nekked. I am not sure of the spelling but if you know anyone from the southern united states you know what nekked is my friend.
I took two to our apartment and TonyJ ended up going home with the other. The 3rd chick came over to be sure that nothing bad happen to her friend. I took the chick in my room and my dick would not get hard. (I know your not going to believe this but this never happens) I am really starting to beat myself up now, I just gamed this bitch from the strip club, got her back at my crib and I cant get a fucking hard on to save my life. I try and nothing so I just told the chic hey my dick wont get hard. She said "what" like are you serious look at me. I was honest I said my dick wont get hard you can go home if you want. Then TonyJ walked into the apt he had the "I just killed a mammoth with my bare hands" look on his fucking face. I fucking hate TonyJ did I mention that. Well he saw the chic in the living room and took her to his room and yep you guessed it fucked her too. (but he didn't shower between so that makes him nasty) So this chic made up her mind to fuck a stranger and her friend came to watch out for her and well the only person that didn't cum was her I jacked off I was too honry not to cum somehow. She got mad called me limp dick, I called her a fucking whore and I told her to stop fucking strangers and take her ass to Sunday School. The next time I went there she wasn't working there anymore, guess she took my advice. I told you mission from GOD.... Holla at cha next time same brezzy time same breezy channel.

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SEX TIP OF THE DAY

First I want to congradulate all the Steelers fans espically my boy Glenn. Its crazy because I just mentioned him in my last post. Anyway I am working on a couple post one is ab0ut how to be a more effective criminal and crazy ass emails. Speaking of emails I got a response from some one in Korea she is in the military and she knows Z. Aparently she loved the story, that shit blew my fucking mind. But I know fuck all this let get with the Sex Positions of the day......

HAPPY BEAUTIFUL MORNING EVERYONE!! LACYLOVE'S SEXPERTISE COLUMN IS NOW OPEN ONCE AGAIN!!!!! HERE'S A TIP TO GET U STARTED FOR THE WEEK!!!HAVE WHAT'S KNOWN AS AN ACTIVE ORGASM. DURING INTERCOURSE BEAR DOWN, PUSHING THE SAME MUSCLES AS THOUGH U ARE TRYING TO EXPEL SOMETHING FROM YOUR VAGINA. THIS HELPS U PUSH DOWN AGAINST THE PENIS OR SQUEEZE IT UP INTO U!! THE RESULT: A LONGER AND DEEPER ORGASM. AND IT WILL MAKE HIS PENIS STAND UP AND PAY ATTENTION AS WELL!!! (FOR THOSE OF U THAT HAVE DIFFICULTY GETTING ERECTED)REMEMBER NEW TIP EVERY MONDAY THRU FRIDAY!!!!
THE SEX TIP COLUMN IS NOW OPENED!!! BACK IN BUSINESS!!!!LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, HERE IS THE ULTIMATE SEX POSITION FOR THE DAY TO GET YOUR WEEK STARTED ON AND POPPIN!!!!THIS IS MY FAV POSITION AND I HIGHLY RECOMMEND IT!!!!! U AND YOUR PARTNER CAN SHOW OUT ON THIS ONE!!!!!!REAR ENTRY(AKA DOGGYSTYLE) NOT ANAL!!!! EEEEEWWWW!!!!THE OLD MOVE: THE CLASSIC DOGGIE-STYLE POSITION IS A PLEASURE HOWLER THAT GIVES ULTRA DEEP PENETRATION. U KNEEL ON ALL FOURS AND HE SLIPS IN FROM BEHIND...........MAKE IT BETTER: YOUR PARTNER LIES ON HIS BACK WITH A PILLOW BENEATH HIS HEAD SO HE CAN WATCH ALL THE ACTION!! FACING HIS FEET, U STRADDLE HIM. THEN, PLACING YOUR HANDS ON THE FLOOR FIRST, U BACK ONTO HIS PENIS. HE HOLDS YOUR THIGHS OR BUTTOCKS TIGHTLY WHILE U THRUST UP AND DOWN THE ENTIRE LENGTH OF HIM. THIS IS DOING IT DOGGIE YOUR WAY!!! U HAVE MAXIMUM CONTROL WHILE YOUR PARTNER GETS TO SAVOUR EVERY SENSATION WITHOUT WORKING UP TOO MUCH SWEAT. IT'S A FANTASTIC POSITION FOR A TRULY INTENSE G-SPOT ORGASM!! THIS IS GIVING ME CHILLS JUST THINKING ABOUT IT!!LADIES AND GENTS, DON'T BE AFRAID TO ADD SOME SPICE TO YOUR SEXUAL APPETITE!!! BODY BUTTER, BODY WHIPPED CREAM, CHAMPAGNE, OR WHATEVER!! GET RECREATIONAL WIT IT NAH MEAN? DON'T BE AFRAID TO LET THE FREAK COME OUT!!!!! BUT U KNOW IT DOES TAKE THAT SPECIAL SOMEONE TO BRING THE FREAK OUT OF U!!!! SO DON'T BE SCURRED TO SHOW YOUR STUFF!!!!!DON'T BE AFRAID TO GIVE ME YOUR FEEDBACK BCUZ IM ALWAYS HERE TO LISTEN AND ANSWER ANY QUESTIONS!!! I WOULD LIKE TO HEAR SOME FEEDBACK FROM U ALL WHO READS AND PURSUES WITH THE SEXPERTISE ADVICE!!! HOLLA AT ME!! I'M ALL EARS

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