MARC's OFFICE

I've gotten another question from MARC's (happy you bastard I spelled it correctly) office apparently them fuckers get paid to fuck off and surf the net. Apparently I should have picked a better major in college, but the following questions have been asked several times "Does he have a girlfriend?" "Does she read his blog?" Yeah I do have a girlfriend and I have invited her to read my blog but she is not interested. She says anything that happened to me before her, isn't important. She knows about my past she knows ALL THE stories when I met her and we started to get into a relationship I told her everything. I feel its realy important to be completely honest with someone when you are starting a relationship. You really need to let people know what kind of sorry piece of shit you are. She did read the letter to Brandon and the post about the little kid that was shot in LA, by the way both of those are pretty good you can find them by clicking on the months on the side. (They are not Funny so no cheap laughs there) She reads my poetry and I write her letters but thats all that interest her.
You know that brings up a good point quit fucking lying all the time. That most commonly asked question is "How can you go from being with allot of chics to being in a relationship." Yeah I like to fuck allot more than most teenagers, it kinda takes over my life not saying that I'm addicted to sex becase that is the biggest fucking lie since Christmas (Pegan Holiday Christ was born in the summer, check the description given in the Bible you don't heard sheep in the winter. I know that is gonna fuck someone up) That my sound CRAZY coming from me but I am a firm beliver that relationships are fantastic until people start playing games. You know the games I am writing about "I don't want to lose this but I really want to fuck that", "I am going to stick around until I am in a position to move."Shit I know he/her getting theirs so I'm gonna get mine. THE FUCKED UP PART is that most of these are the excuses of women.
I'm gonna tell you what yo mama's 1970's sucking dick ass never did (Hey, I'm sure my dad ate all the pussy that was presented to him trust me your parents have the exact same sex drive as you, just think about it: ) The best, very best thing for you is to be fucking honest. Never tried that shit have you? Normally women are not honest with themmselves or the person they are with and men well God help us we lie so we dont have to deal with the truth. The truth is painful shit man. You gotta realize that all that good fucking you did, shit everybody did it. I know chicks that went away to school just to fuck everybody they came accross. You gotta grow your punk ass up and just say okay if we are going to be together just do right by me and I'll do the same. Now the thing with me is the very second you tell me some shit and it don't add up it goes in a box and depending on how good shit is between us determines the size of your box. Once you fill that box I tell you point blank I don't want to do this shit no more I think you are full of shit. I am going to go and meet some pussy get yo shit. End of the saga. Now some people can get away with certian things because they have earned the right but trust me NOBODY gets away with blatent disrespect. It took me a while to master this but I really can turn off all emotion and hurt a chics feelings (Defence Mechinism), But some hoes if they say Breezy you are driving too fast, I would have fucked your bestfiend, End of story. I know, I know that is some difficult shit but wouldnt life be better if you knew that sorry motherfucker has 5 kids, or if you knew that bitch sucked the dick of the whole football team in ONE NIGHT (Oh by the way fellas Im not sure if you know of this little loophole but she can say that head doesnt count when it comes to her you might ask if she has had sex she can say no these bitches are wild)
Just allow time to develope trust, once the bad shit is out there all you can do is really work on it or not deal with it. You have to learn how to make people feel important and like they matter to your decision making process. And if its real you don't have to force intamacy(that was so pussy LOL LA is gonna laugh his ass off at that) Everything either works from there or it doesnt. Life is going to give you enough shit to make all the other shit interesting, bills, crazy realatives, all that type shit just enjoy the ride. Also and this is really(r*100) the most important thing, you have to be able to realize when it is over. Don't go crazy trying to make someone love you that doesnt. I have been bitten in the ass by this one. (I'm human you assclowns why do you think I have this thick skin now) Be honest tell them motherfuckers"You are full of shit, Listen you can't fuck, HEY BITCH YOU FUCKING UP MY CREDIT, look I need somebody who knows how to fucking read, damn I'm not happy, this shit is getting old to me, Look I really want to fuck this person at work so could you just get the fuck out of my house. Yeah somepeople might call you hoe, or whatever but you want to get rid of they ass anyway. Or on the other end of that respect that person for not dragging this shit out and hurting you. I mean you knew this shit was coming to an end one day.
Listen I hope this helps someone if not I could really give a shit because it helps me. P.S. I love you lefty.

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S. Jobs

I was listening to the radio last night and I heard that Steve Jobs now is the majority stock owner of Disney. I am not quick to give praise to anyone but that dude is the fucking man. He bought apple back from ruin, created and the single best way to legally get music and video from the internet and now this dude can basically just add the entire Disney catolog to the things he can sell. You have to think about that Disney. You have to see how this guy is going to able to package the medium of movies and Music. Pretty soon you will be able to buy Disney Movies and soundtracts they day the fucking movies are released. It is a very realistic possibility that the IPOD may become a home nessity just like the fucking computer. I get ill if I cant get online and read the Boondocks for that day. That fucking Steve Jobs, he is a fucking winner.
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The Sharika Tales

Okay let me say this before we even get into this story, I feel really bad about everything that happened between me and Sharika. I really treated her like shit and at one time I really thought I loved her. I will not get into everything but trust me GOD has kicked my ass for like 5 years because of what I did to this girl. I still think I am on probation but here goes. Okay this has to be stated I AM THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND, be quiet you stank ass hoes I know you curled up your lip and said whatever, but trust this shit if I am with a woman she knows I'm with her end of discussion. Buuuuut the problems usually start whenever Tony and/or LA show up. LA is the lesser of two evils he will be a friend to women he makes everything seem so innocent "O hey baby girl, is that sorry ass boyfriend of yours over there? Really, tell him to stop eating you out and talk to me for one second and I promise I will let you and he get back to the stank ass fairy tail that you and he call a relationship" That is how LA calls the house to say hey put Breezy on the phone. Tony on the other hand "Hey tell B its ladies night at Poon Paradise tell him I need his two for one all access pass, you know two for one you get the sucking and the fucking" He says shit like this to church folks, now can you wrap your mind around the type of bastards I kick it with. Now me on the other hand I should be called SCAPEGOAT or PLAN B I have gotten phone calls from both of these dudes telling me shit like "Breeze kinda chill at your crib tonight I told 6 different bitches I needed to bail you outta jail for starting a fight with a kindergarten teacher. I'll let you know when the coast is clear. Gotta get that money baby."
Okay I met Sharika one night at a club or out eating with my friends, I'm usually shit faced when we all go out so I can't really call it. Anyway this very innocent, pretty little girl she had dark hair we talked and she gave me her phone number. I called her and we had really a nice conversation not too exciting mind you, but it was a cool conversation. I called her several days later and asked if she wanted to meet at the movies, she said yeah that would be cool. We went to the movies and sat in the back she wore a skirt, she had nice legs, and a sexy ass. I touch her knee, she smiled, I touched her thigh, she looked at me out the corners of her eyes. So I pumped my breaks for a sec and just did the light small circles rub on her inner knee used the two middle fingers maneuver (you know). Stayed in that inner knee area for about 2, 2 and a half mins then I started towards her neatly manicured steam pit. She was uncomfortable, we left the movies went to my crib what can I say I understand the saying its always the quiet ones. And as an added bonus this was basically untapped, o yeah she fucked a few in college but trust me nothing like that hoe you fucking with right now. Think I'm lying ask her how many she has been with? If she says that's not your business well buddy all I can say is be careful, and if she gives you a number quickly but when you say name them and she cant remember names as quickly as she remembered that number, padnah you better wrap up. And my favorite question "so if you didn't cum do you count it?" Have fun with those, Ha I probably just ended some relationships, your better off without her, You don't want to come home early one day and see her getting ass fucked by the dude that she is "JUST FRIENDS" with.
Back to the story sorry I got off track. I was going through some drama and she was sweet I kinda needed to slow down you know after you have been hurt you kinda run with your boys too tough, yeah I was out everynight it was sad. Its not sad to go out allot but when you do it because can't deal with being alone, you got a problem. I thought I should think about getting back in a relationship. I prefer relationships because they are just cooler. Yeah I know "aint no pussy like new pussy""the best chic is the next chic" But I really do prefer having just one girl. Anyway it got real serious real fast and we kinda moved in together because I got kicked out of another apartment this was 99/00 and I was still just wilding out. Things were going great I kinda moved myself out of certain circles but I was still fucked up from the MAA situation. (READ MAA IF YOU HAVEN'T). It blew up really before I knew it, into something that I wasn't ready for. Men mature slowly ladies remember that. We went to Nashville for her cousins wedding with her mom. (BY the Way Her mommy has a fantastic body and she was really cool. I almost asked her mom...nevermind you'll hate me enough by the end of this.) We were getting very very serious then one day the most terrible thing in the world happened. I woke up and I didn't want to be with her anymore. I lost all attraction to her as a person and as a object of affection this happens to me allot but usually much earlier but at this point some people were even talking about setting a date(I wasn't the one talking but there was talk). I can't be the only person who feels like this? Have you ever thought my life would be perfect if I find a person like such and such and then you think you find that person and you see that you really have no fucking idea about what you need. Oh well if not blow my ass quit jacking off and go out there a fucking live.
One night my Uncle LP called me and said that he had just finished his new club come down and check it out. I got in Sharika car and tried to follow his directions. I was lost, it was dark I ran her Honda into the side of somebody's car.(you might want to read that over again it sneeks up on you) The car was totaled the cd player was pushed out by the engine. Not the best thing to happen when you are trying to distance yourself from someone. So because of his one on one relationship with Satan, Tony came back into town.
I picked Tony up in one of the dealership cars (sorry was working at a Infinity dealership at the time, I would take a car every weekend and like go out of town, I had a car lot full at my fingertips. I was just about to start renting them to friends when I got fired. That's another story it has to do with GOD and my instant karma) So Tony is in the car and so is Sharika, we go to her house that's where her car or what use to be a car now it is to make it sound nice ....Art? Anyway that's where her car was towed and he sees it and he all at once falls on the ground laughing. You have understand our sense of humor, but seeing him laugh like that made me laugh, Sharika didn't think it was funny at all her sense of humor really died during this period.
Somehow that day we took her to her moms. Tony is in the middle of a story about him and I and one night with a bottle of Courvoisier and two chicks from a strip club, I hate Tony. Anyway she feels threatened Tony is picking at her she starts to cry, Tony is laughing at her I start laughing at Tony and that is where everything starts going straight to hell. I was talking to Tony and he said your done aren't you I said yeah. One day when I was at work and this stuff was really starting to get to me A guy named MJ came up, now at the time he was best salesman at the dealership. Okay I have to tell you about MJ he is a fucking earner, anything that he can get money doing he is all in and MJ does not give a rats ass about a woman until he has an hard on. The second that is taken care of back to the hustle. "Bitch move before they find your ass in a trunk some dame where" But this dude looks like the perfect nice guy that's why he killed at the dealership he would meet chicks and see if they had good credit he would fuck them and talk them into buying cars after the check cleared he never called back. He asked "Breezy what's the deal you don't look too good" I told him I am feeling bad because I don't love my girl anymore. I gave him the quick rundown he laughed and said "fuck her" break up with her. This is a good girl she really held me down through a tough time. MJ replied without even really thinging twice about it that's what they are all for. He said break up with her tonight. "She doesn't have a car right." I said 'yeah, I totaled it' he said "tell her you can't date a woman without a car. You met a chic today while she was getting her oil changed and you are in love. " At this point I know that if I am going to hell its not like I will not know a few folks.
Shortly after that I moved into my own apartment and all I had was a big screen TV and Awiwa radio (it was a cool radio but that bastard lasted for about 6 months after that it became shit) and a bedroom set. She called me and asked me to pick her up because I kinda fucked up her normal mode of transportation, she came through and said she wanted to start over and work things out. I told her I don't want to do this anymore(NOTE: IF YOU ARE A WOMAN AND YOU HEAR THIS MOVE ON I DID NOT SAY I DON'T THINK, I SAID I DON'T WANT) She said lets go get you some furniture she got me a living room set the entire time I was looking at the sales girl, I never did go back to check on that. After that I think she thought things were going to get better, I never really called her she called me all the time I stopped answering the phone. She came over one day dressed in all black and shades like a ninja, my padna Louis was there with his girl she acted all drama queen crazy. Later that week she came buy with bags from the supermarket "I know you need some things, sorry I overreacted." I asked her why she was doing this she started giving me pleasure I forgot what the hell I asked (On a good note that is where I learned that if you are not going to keep them around STOP FUCKING THEM chicks get addicted to sex with a dude, dudes get addicted to sex with Other chicks). She left and I didn't call her again so one day she came by the apartment with some muthafuckers and the police to get her furniture. I showed them receipts they left, the female cop gave me a look I will never forget some dude did that bitch ugly, or Mabey I made her sick to her stomach I remember hearing something like that, she probably wanted to hook up. But really I hope she never stops me for speeding.
By this time Sharika's sexy mom bought her another car this time instead of a dark blue accord she had a light blue accord with a sun roof. She dropped by the crib one night after the club I wanted a turkey sandwich, she wanted to fuck. She took off her shit and laid on top of me, u don't understand I wanted a fucking turkey sandwich. She left my apartment and that was the last time I saw her. She sent my mom a letter talking about how I used her and how she can never trust or love a man again. She moved to another state my mom won't tell me where I assume its TN because she had allot of family up there. Yeah I know that was fucked up and if you needed any proof of this I asked Tony what should I write in this story he said the following,
1) You must reveal that you got her to buy you furniture and then stopped messing with her
2) The time she just wanted to spend quality time and I was in the back seat laughing at her crying and you couldn't control yourself
3) When you wrecked her car what the dude that you worked with at car lot said about that what you supposed to do is wreck her car
4) Why the only reason you moved in with her was due to you not having a place to stay
5) And you most certainly have to include the letter
Tony J
I really wish things didn't end the way they did but just like you can't control who you love I guess you cant control when you can't love them anymore. I am sorry about the stuff that happened and I figured I'll put it out here they way it really went down. I figured since I'm gonna tell the truth I should tell the whole truth and sometimes the narrator is the bad guy. I just read this and that ninja part made me laugh. Tony said I drove her crazy I told him it was so close she could have walked.

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The truth and nothing but the truth

Name: Brad A
Birthday: July 24, 1975
R or L: Right Handed
Sign: LEO
Where do you work: Mercer Human resource
What is your dream job: Hustler (What ever gets more money and more connections)
BestFriend: LA the honest liar, Tony that bitch choker, Robert MAC, Tim A(if that is really his name) I got allot of best friends they all know where we stand with each other the 1st one to get rich puts the rest in positions to let the everybody else do their thing.
Ever slapped a woman: ASS and face in the same night you can read about it sometime in the future.
Ever slapped a man: yeah everytime it was funny
Who would play you in a movie: Max Julian already played me in a movie.
Favorite Rapper: 2pac,Big,PUN, Big L,Cube, 50, T.I, Roots, Mos Def, Scarface, Jay, DipSet, OutKast, I love hip hop so I got way too many to name
Favorite singer: Anthony Hamilton now all times Al Green
Who did you look up to when you were growing up: Everybody cause I was a little kid, My uncle Ricky he was kinda like a big brother dad type taught me allot about life.
Who do you look up to now: Jesus all things considered he had a pretty tough life on earth but in the afterworld its all GOOOOOOOOD
Best thing you ever did: Being a better father to my son than I had.
Worst thing you ever did: Regrets I got them but I know how to learn and live with them.
What friend do miss the most: Ranile and LA don't talk to them much anymore I miss them they always made me laugh.
Who is the one girl you wish you could hit someone in your zone nothing Hollywood: gotta think about it my records pretty impressive.
When you think about your life what is the one word that comes to mind: Blessed Tony's driving, my drinking should have killed me years ago.
If you are not single pretend you are, witch one of your friends girls would you hit all time: How do you mean "HIT"
Has any of your friends hit girls you use to or currently date: Aint no fun if the homies can't
Where would you like to live: Canada, health care Im getting old man but Brazil, Columbia, Paris Where do you live: Houston
Are you trying everyday to live your dream:Yeah its kicking my ass.
When was the last time you made an investment in your future: Everytime I send money home to CN it keeps my son straight and me out of jail.
Who is not related to you but everyone thinks they are: the price family, Tony, la, Chris carr, Justine, and the one who started it off THAT NIGGA Z(I promise I am going to write the Hattiesburg Story)
You hate anyone: Fucking Posers
Anyone hate you: You obviously don't know me
Last time you were drunk: I might run for public office I dont think answering that is in my best interest.
Have you ever F**KED a girl in her booty: No pussy and mouth are cool for the kid. Okay once it was gross
You ever been: No sir that is a one way street.
Have you ever been in love with a hoe: what man hasn't they teach you so many fun things
Pick three cars all under fifty thousand: Tahoe
Goal for the year: to win
goal for last year: not to lose
Who is your favorite superhero: Willie Dynamite if you don't know you better ask somebody
Been to jail before: Im black (next question)
Last girl you came in: does that question include her mouth?
Last girl you ate: Yours
Who knows your biggest secret: Tony
What is it: Bitch Please
Last person to hit on you: Juanita it meant nothing
Favorite sport: All of them that a fight can break out. I'm trying to get into soccer right now David Beckham is that nigga. Wait a min I have just been informed that pimping is indeed a sport well fuck you Becks
Is the first person you had sex with still fine (doesn't apply if you are under 25): yeah she is still off the hook that shit is crazy.
What state do you claim: the united ones baby
If you were wild then what do you consider your self now: In Control just like every muthatfucka that got my number
Favorite alcoholic drink: Jack Daniels adults only
Favorite Wine: Not sure, everytime I go to a wine tasting I'm already drunk.
Last time you smoked weed if ever: refer to my drunk answer stupid
The first woman you loved what was her name: she went by mom isn't that bizarre.
Favorite quote" silence " Im old enough to know when to shut up
Best thing u have ever seen "Brandon face when I come home"
Saddest things u have ever seen: Brandon face when I leave"
Sum yourself up in one word: consistent
fav cuss word: Bitch
last fight you lost: Everytime CN brings up child support i lose the fight.
Famous last words: Call your ride

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FREE PACMAN AND OTHER GAMES PLAY NOW

I was sent this link you can go here and play all the old school games. You log in and just click on the name of the game you want to play its pretty cool and free. Just make sure your work is finished ;p


http://www.thepcmanwebsite.com/arcade.shtml

Little Boy Shit

I just ended a phone conversation with my boy Mark Will he says that the people in his office enjoyed the last post. So I guess I have to talk about the night that permently put me off on looking after other peoples kids. For this to make sence I have to describe Ally's apartment. It was a normal two bedroom, so when you walked in you were in the living room/dining room. This is where I slept on a very comfortable couch. You look straight ahead and you look in Ally's son's room his name is LJ. LJ's room was connected to the bathroom there was a hallway door and a door that went right into his room. (This door is very important it plays somewhat of a role in the story that is about to be told.) Now all the way at the end of the hallway was Ally's room I like to call it the room I fucked the fool shit out of her sister :) I'm a night owl I have never been one of those people that really needed allot of sleep well I do but I never get any because, I always find things to do that keep me up, and before you know it, time to make the doughnuts. So one night it is about 3:30-4a.m. and I am on the phone with Ava (She is back in Baton Rouge) we are talking about the things people our age talk about; my dick, her pussy, and politics of course. Ally has a guy over and her door is closed she has allot of guys over now, guess there is no way to get back that love we once had. I call it, looking for love in all the wrong dicks, o'well I was never taught how to care. Anyway I am having a nice conversation with Ava when all of a sudden I notive that LJ's tv is on. I walk to his room and I look at him and he is standing in front of his little tv wearing a t-shirt and no bottoms. I am not comfortable with a little boy wearing no bottoms and since I have no previous experience in 9 year olds not wearing underwear I ask him is anything wrong. He says the following "Yeah I was laying in bed and I had to do-do so I did, I threw my underwear over there." As SOOOOOOOOOOOOON as he said that I looked down and right in front of me was this dudes spiderman shitty ass drawls, and the very second I saw them I smelled them. I told Ava let me call u back this little sum bitch has has painted this spiderman brown(She didnt get it). There are not many things in this world that might or might not smell like hot kid shit in the early a.m. and I hope to God I never find out the rest of em. So I don't know what to fucking say, I dont want the little muthafucka fucked up ,eating jello, not getting any pussy behind this shit. I tried talking him through it,"LJ it's okay man you probably just ate something that tore your fucking stomach up. My mom gave me castor oil once and sent me to school I shit from my third grade class all the way to my grandfaters house, and I turned out okay (well sorta). This is what we are gonna do little buddy just get that off the floor and put it in this plastic bag ( went into the kitchen and got me a Kroger for that youngsters diaper). You just get in the shower wash up and get back in bed. I am sure there can't be any shit in your bed kid cuz this bag has to weigh like twelve pounds. I walked out of the room thinking I handled that pretty fucking good. I put that little christmas gift outside the door to ward off any pesky dictionary salesmen, and back to my comfort zone. I tell Ava what happens, she asked if he was alright I said in a disturbed voice "I'm not." I am on the phone for a few mins and then I notice I don't hear a shower. I walk back into the room and this lttle boy is BACK in front of the tv wearing that same shirt this little nasty ass has not moved. I asked him in a very calm voice get the fuck out from in front of that fucking tv before I slapped the (wait a min can't say shit) hell out of him. ( I normally don't hit children but Damn) He took off his shirt, I walked out of the room back to the couch I tell his Aunt she is laughing poor kid he aint got a chace his entire family is fucked up but it is okay for me to laugh cuz well its funny. I am there for about another 5 mins still no shower. I walk back to his door the little boy has his hands and legs spread apart and is jumping up and down naked infront of the television. I scream at him to get in the fucking shower. I know all of North Houston heard me, his mother never came out of her room. This kid better play a sport and get a pro contract that is the only way he will get love from his sorry ass mom. I watch the naked little boy walk in the bathroom through the door that was connected to his room. I heard the water come on. Back to the couch I notice no shower still running water, i wait exactly 13 mins. Now that is a long time to be running water non-stop in fucking tub. (Test that shit when you get home tonight). I walk to the door that goes from his bathroom to his bedroom and this little boy(I am not going to call him anything but a little boy because it cant all be his fault) is on his hands and knees rocking back and forth with his ass pointed away from the water like he is a pony. This time I threaten to tell the little kids he plays withaccross the street that he shitted in the bed and he doesnt know how to wash his ass. I leave the room because at this point fuck it if he don't care I most certinly dont give a rats ass. He comes out of his "medatation" and gets into bed. I took off the sheets and I was right he let spiderman did get the shitty end of the deal, the sheets escaped unharmed but because of health code regulations I took them off. I know just waiting on the pope to call me to make me a saint. I ended up sleeping until about 12 By that time everyone had stepped over the bag that was in front of the fucking door at least one time and nobody said she or asked what happened. I walked it to the dumpster and I told Ally what happened she laughed and said well now you know what to do when it happens to your son. At this time my son was almost 2 years old if he shit on hisself he lost his fucking mind until he was changed. I dont have a funny wrap up for this one this is the story. I am not going to even read over it and correct the spelling fuck it there it is. Take a moment and try and gain your composuer. Lj is a good kid and that was by far the most bizarre shit that happened but now Ally has a really stand up guy in her life. I just hope that she does right by him. The kid has a postive influence and he is the type of dude who works comes home and just wants a beer 2 loose newports and a shot of pussy to keep him cool. So I guess everything is in the process of working itself out. To end on a very positve note that little dude aunt has some really good pussy. I have to give a couple shout outs to LA ,Tony Happy Birthday BOY you shit, Robert Mac,Z and the underground killer Skipp Coon. Marc Will
Holla JACK

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