Okay we have all watched the TV show The Soprano's (www.hbo.com) But,…… this is hard to explain….I really know that guy. I don’t mean that I know the actor that plays the part of Tony Soprano. I have never in my life met James Gandolfini, but I know that type of dude. I know a version of Tony Soprano he is a man that has been a constant source of inspiration and guidance. He is best friends with my Uncle L and to be quite honest they really do what ever the fuck they want. They each have a million hustles and all of them legal and all of them very profitable. You see Uncle L and Black Soprano taught me that you can be a street dude but you can still get this corporate dollar. You don’t have to lose your integrity to have 5 and 6 figure checks put in your hand on the regular. This was before the term corporate thugs. These were the dudes that saw a reflection of themselves in me. These are in all honesty the OG’s that taught me that real street shit works perfectly in the board room.
I have to be honest a lot of people read the site and I get all types of comments some have ranged from “You are an asshole and you probably have like 6 diseases” and others are more along the lines of “you are so brave to be honest with who you are and really put yourself out there they way you do. I appreciate all your words but you seem to be in some sort of emotional pain”(what the fuck ever I hate back handed compliments) I get the best feeling when people that I have been basically raised by send me notices from their corporate positions in government, finance, brokerage firms and so forth. When my (big brothers or uncles) that pulled my coat to things that I was never aware I even needed to know. One night I walking through a crowd and took a seat, I had on a suit it was a formal thing for a radio station. I was there for a second to talk to a woman; I stood up and walked away. Uncle L came up to me and whispered to me “when you have on a suit coat always button the top button when you are standing, but when you sit unbutton it, that shows you are use to being in a professional setting… you are cool don’t worry I am just giving you a little polish do you thing”. To me that meant more than words can describe because he was teaching me how to look like I was accustomed to wearing a suit. It has to be more than attitude it and more than self confidence you have to have knowledge of etiquette. (Aint that shit gangsta as a muthafucka, etiquette and shit) You see you will never be anything in this world of real million dollar hustlers if they see one ding in your armor. You always have to live you life in the pursuit of your own personal perfection. I had been given advice with suits before LA loves wearing a shit but he when Uncle L did that it felt like he wanted me to belong to that crowd wear the major money makers were. I am sure that I still stuck out like a sore thumb but I knew at that point that that I was on my way up. (never told him thanks but he knows)
You see everyday, people studying you. Those people might be your on child, your mom or the person trying to fuck up your relationship. If you are in college it’s the people in the Greek organization that you want to pledge. They are looking at you to see if you are what you say you are. And the moment that it is proven to them that in their eyes you are not; for the rest your life you are nothing but a fraud. Then you have those people like Black Soprano, Uncle L, Love, DP, PP3, J. Jamison (this dude right here I am almost afraid to put on the internet),Chris G the canton connector, and that boy KStraughter…. All of these were dudes put me up on the game. I appreciate all of them so when I go home I try to always reach out and talk to them give them a call just let them know that I really did appreciate the lessons they taught me, especially the ones that I didn’t even know I needed to learn.
I get little hits on my email and text from time to time (we cool but aint none of us gay (not that anything is wrong with that LOL Seinfeld)) But Black Soprano ask me to print something and well when the boss asks a favor you do it. Laidies and Gentleman I give you the best dressed Political Figure I have ever met or voted for several times in the same election Soprano aka Christopher Walken bka Raynathan Skuggs…………oh by the way if you don’t speak pimp or hustler this will go right over your head so yeah go to the next few post or go up and look at the pictures :) His voice is like a young James Earl Jones
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It don't matter what they call me, you don't fucking know me, so shutthe fuck up and peep game.I could go on and on about how I met this nigga Breezy, with hispassed the fuck out on my birthday ass, but he's already addressedthat shit in a previous post.But I do want to tell you one thing I fucking love about this nigga.His never ending thirst and quest for what Bushwick (Motherfucking)Bill termed "the other damn level of the game". Now don't get ittwisted, just because a man is thirsting for and questing "the otherdamn level of the game" does not mean he has never been to, seen orexperienced "the other dam level of the game". No, no - the exactopposite is the truth.Anybody that has gotten a new high, has only established a new low. Atrue pimp will not rest on the laurels of his first threesome, a truemack will seek "the other dam level of the game" and hunt for athreesome on a weekly basis. This is what I love about Breezy.Whenever I see him, he sincerely craves knowledge of the latestbattles so he can adjust his game plan accordingly.You know what's wrong with your average everyday type motherfucker? Helacks vision. To see something, it has to actually exists. But forniggas Breezy - shit -this nigga see the unseen. Nigga like Breezy andLA, shit, they conjure up shit in they minds and then make it happenin reality. Breezy is one of the few niggas blessed with the game tonot only recognize game - but the has the "other damn level" shit tonot hate - but congratulate, immolates, duplicate and replicate thatgame. He is indeed rare.But enough about Breezy, real niggas give props and move on, and I wasgetting dangerously close to riding nutts - real niggas don't ridenutts.I've gotten Breezy's approval to drop knowledge from time-to-time onthis site and I will do just that. Educating you niggas on thenuances of the game, the subtle shit that no one sees. You know, someEPSN Beyond The Glory type shit. See you niggas see success andthink, man he got it easy, he got it made. You hoes don't know thebattles it takes to be on this level.So be on the lookout for some real shit about the exploits ofRaynathan and Romelo Skuggs. Beautiful, yet gangsta.Next topic, coming soon - Damn I Love Bitches . . . . .
Friday, August 18, 2006
Thursday, August 17, 2006
JEFFERSON DAVIS HOGG AT IT AGIN
Hello fans, friends. sluts, ass suckers, joint smokers, anal tounge darters and church folk. I have again received a little why he is my best friend note from my friend and yours TonyJ AKA Jefferson Davis Hogg. He is going to teach a little lesson to all the young women out there that are shall we say under studies...
I give you the truth as seen through the eyes of the sickest man I would go to jail for and with. LOL if you need proof find the post called Open your butt cheeks it is one of my favorites.
But as I said before heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees Tony......
Now I’ve been blessed, or maybe cursed, with being raised with and having friends who are Pussy Go Getters. Now with having this experience a lot revelations have come my way one of which I would like to write about today. The Other Woman!!! Every woman out there has either been the other woman, thought they were the other woman, or knows someone who is the other woman. Now unlike other people who will say that being the other woman is wrong or it is demeaning or my all time favorite “You’re deserve/You’re better than that girl”. Well they are all HIGHLY MISTAKEN being the other woman is the greatest perk ever given to the female form, Hell I wish I could be the other man!! Ladies you must remember in order to forego such an undertaking you must be willing to comply with certain rules and understandings.
5) Always remember YOU ARE THE OTHER WOMAN you are awarded certain rights… ie undivided attention when you’re with him, no talk about the main lady, a meal at least once a week. BUT, you’re also given certain restrictions… ie Shut the fuck up when he’s on the phone, Asking the questions “who is that you’re talking to? & where are you going?” and Nagging continuously about leaving her to be with you.
4) As the other woman your time is null and void. He spends time with you when HE wants to spend time with you, now as mentioned before if he is with you then his time should be devoted to you but if at any moment something comes up and he has to cancel or if he has to cut your time short Sorry fo ya but as the other woman that is the path you decided to take.
3) Do you know what percentage of his money belongs to you NONE!!!! You as the other woman you get what he gives you NO MORE all this “Can I hold? Let me have? That’s not enough!” is bull shit Tramp, I have a wife/main lady you need to be thanking God on high that I bought you some Chee-toes. And on the off chance that the person reading this is a kept woman…. Keep on keeping on you have made it to the major leagues, just a reminder you still need to watch it though cause asking for the wrong amount will find you back in the 82 Olds Cutlass with the sticking turn signal.
2) Keep your personal problems to your damn self!! I can guarn-damn-tee that the man does not give a care that you’re scared of falling for him or that you’re worried about were this relationship is going. Get in, Shut up and Ride follow that and you may find an extra 20 mins of love and devotion in your Christmas stocking.
1) Last but certainly not least your body is an open canvas!! Trust me ladies if you are the other woman the first thing on his mind was throwing a party on that pussy not how great your personality is. Therefore what ever he brings to the table you need to be accepting cause chances are he going to go places with you his bottom broad won’t whether that is anal, oral, or watching you rub last holiday’s fruit cake on your stomach if he asks you to do it your answer better always be YES!!! ( AND YOU BETTER LEARN TO SWALLOW)
Breeze sorry about the rant padna but if these women want to play the game they need to know the rules of the game.
I give you the truth as seen through the eyes of the sickest man I would go to jail for and with. LOL if you need proof find the post called Open your butt cheeks it is one of my favorites.
But as I said before heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees Tony......
Now I’ve been blessed, or maybe cursed, with being raised with and having friends who are Pussy Go Getters. Now with having this experience a lot revelations have come my way one of which I would like to write about today. The Other Woman!!! Every woman out there has either been the other woman, thought they were the other woman, or knows someone who is the other woman. Now unlike other people who will say that being the other woman is wrong or it is demeaning or my all time favorite “You’re deserve/You’re better than that girl”. Well they are all HIGHLY MISTAKEN being the other woman is the greatest perk ever given to the female form, Hell I wish I could be the other man!! Ladies you must remember in order to forego such an undertaking you must be willing to comply with certain rules and understandings.
5) Always remember YOU ARE THE OTHER WOMAN you are awarded certain rights… ie undivided attention when you’re with him, no talk about the main lady, a meal at least once a week. BUT, you’re also given certain restrictions… ie Shut the fuck up when he’s on the phone, Asking the questions “who is that you’re talking to? & where are you going?” and Nagging continuously about leaving her to be with you.
4) As the other woman your time is null and void. He spends time with you when HE wants to spend time with you, now as mentioned before if he is with you then his time should be devoted to you but if at any moment something comes up and he has to cancel or if he has to cut your time short Sorry fo ya but as the other woman that is the path you decided to take.
3) Do you know what percentage of his money belongs to you NONE!!!! You as the other woman you get what he gives you NO MORE all this “Can I hold? Let me have? That’s not enough!” is bull shit Tramp, I have a wife/main lady you need to be thanking God on high that I bought you some Chee-toes. And on the off chance that the person reading this is a kept woman…. Keep on keeping on you have made it to the major leagues, just a reminder you still need to watch it though cause asking for the wrong amount will find you back in the 82 Olds Cutlass with the sticking turn signal.
2) Keep your personal problems to your damn self!! I can guarn-damn-tee that the man does not give a care that you’re scared of falling for him or that you’re worried about were this relationship is going. Get in, Shut up and Ride follow that and you may find an extra 20 mins of love and devotion in your Christmas stocking.
1) Last but certainly not least your body is an open canvas!! Trust me ladies if you are the other woman the first thing on his mind was throwing a party on that pussy not how great your personality is. Therefore what ever he brings to the table you need to be accepting cause chances are he going to go places with you his bottom broad won’t whether that is anal, oral, or watching you rub last holiday’s fruit cake on your stomach if he asks you to do it your answer better always be YES!!! ( AND YOU BETTER LEARN TO SWALLOW)
Breeze sorry about the rant padna but if these women want to play the game they need to know the rules of the game.
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
BLUE FUCKING MONKEY CRAZY
I was working at a jewelry store in the “Black” mall. It was a piece of shit job but this was in my ‘I need to work and do something positive’ stage. I had this manager that looked like the lead character in all the Iceberg slim books. His name was Robert; he was cool, laid-back as hell. He would always call me Young’un and let me get at the women that walked by the store. He would constantly say “you can stick your dick in anything in this mall as long as you meet your sales goal, I don’t care” He would lay some serious advice on me from time to time (pull my coat-another reference to the Iceberg slim books) but for the most part he was all about his store and making sure that his store made the goals. Why? Because that is what affected his bonus and everything else was bullshit in his eyes.
One day my manager told me “Breezy I need you to work at the ‘White’ mall in on the other side of town.” I thought cool it was closer to my apartment. And one day away from all this pussy dripping out of every fucking store could not hurt. I worked in the mall that was nearest the black neighborhoods in Jackson. My boy Skipp Coon will not even visit the “White” mall. Even though he doesn’t curse he still says “fuck that place man.” Jackson is a beautiful city but it is being ran by some of the stupidest fuckers that ever fell out of a nut sack. The person that is mayor right now is a son of a bitch. He is trying to do everything in his pussy ass power to put every playa that sells weed in Prison. I do have issues with the drug trade but when your fucking ends don’t meet and you can’t afford simple things like fucking cable and wireless internet you got to do what you got to fucking do. He does nothing to address the fact that if I wanted to go to the movies in the city limits of Jackson, MS that is not possible. Why there is no fucking movie theater in the FUCKING STATE CAPITAL. He concentrates on bullshit and I hope that one day he wakes up and sees that Jackson could be the best city in the nation if he invested in the people and stopped wasting time with bullshit ….I’m tripping this is about me fucking whores not my political views. Back to what you really want to know.
Okay, I get there and I see this beautiful ass new girl. I met her before when she was hired they sent her over to meet my manager. She is a lil thicker than I like but she is shaped like a golden girl from Alcorn (sorry if you aint from the south you have no idea what a fucking golden girl is shaped like, which lets me further know that my life is the shit. I have had cum sucked out of me by the finest golden girl in history….by the way she is about to get married I wonder if she would let me…never mind.) I’m at work and I really don’t think she is paying any attention to me at all. I say hello and go about my day of counting diamonds and trying to sell cloudy ass bullshit and convincing bitches that if your man got you this piece of fucking shined up bullshit he really loves you, and if he doesn’t FUCK HIM give me the pussy.
Its sales, so until they buy something tell them what ever you got to until they get their wallets out of their fucking pockets. Now at this store there was a younger manager he was in his early thirties. He was fucking the other chick that worked there. They LEFT for a ‘meeting’, so me and the golden girl are alone. She walked up to me and said the nicest thing I think I have ever heard. “Breezy I want to fuck you so bad……. I can do amazing things with my mouth.” As I have mentioned before sometimes I am told something and it kinda fucks me up so much that I can’t make a facial expression. I said okay and pulled her in the small office. I threw my hands down her panties and started sucking on her tits. She had on one of those sun dresses…..I love fucking sundresses they beg to be thrown over the back of a bitches head so you can pump all of the oil out of that pussy. Now I know that since there are only the two of us there, and both of us are in the back. Let’s just say this behavior may be frowned upon because nobody can buy shit if there is no one to sell them anything. So I asked what was she doing after she got off work. She said nothing what’s up. I got her phone number and told her that I would swing through and scoop her up.
The rest of the day I caught her staring at me as I talked to other chicks that walked by, this made her a little jealous like “didn’t this muthafucka just have his fingers in my pussy like 10 minutes ago” Yeah I did but that was ten minutes ago and I smoke weed so my memory is suspect. Right now you are on deck, and if you have already shown me that much interest I am sure you will be closed if not tonight someday very soon. I don’t work on this side of town so I got to get in all I can.
The manager and his dick sucker came back in looking like they got dressed in the fucking trunk of a car. They both smelled like used pussy and Vaseline. He asked “how was business?” I have to admit the flirting had jumped started old girl’s competitive juices; she filled out like double the applications needed for the night and got this married dude to buy a couple expensive watches. The manager was cool we sold enough shit to make the day worth wild. At the end of the night we took in all the jewelry and locked it in the safe. The manager’s favorite was having a little problem bending over bless her heart. I guess that Vaseline was not enough to lube that ass correctly. I hope she can shit but it should be fine that ass hole should be smooth both ways now. Golden Girl asked if I could give her a ride home I said yeah no problem. We jumped in the car and before I could get the seat belt on she was unzipping my pants. She said that I had to take her to her house because she lived with her mother. I said ok no problem, and I wanted to see if her mother was fine like her so fuck it.
We walked into her mother’s home and it was a normal spot you know pictures and shit a coffee table and the smell of reheated food coming from the kitchen. Her mother on the other hand was fucking blue ass monkey crazy. Golden Girl said that she and I were going to go to the movies. Her mother went outside and wrote down my fucking plate number. From there she asked for my driver’s license and wrote down not only my name and address but my fucking height and weight. I was about to ask her Bitch are you for real? Then all of a sudden Golden Girl walked in the room with an ice cream bar. She put the entire thing in her mouth and sucked it almost off the stick then she smiled at me. I asked blue monkey ass if she wanted my mother’s home number and my blood type because I was getting that bitch to the crib tonight.
We were on our way out of the door and I told her that her mother is a fucking lunatic. The bitch smiled and said that she knew and could not wait till she was able to move out. We went back to the crib and she took her shit off at the door. She had a nice body thick but no stomach and ass for weeks at a time. Her skin was light brown and it felt real smooth, she also had no stretch marks at all. I like to rub a woman all over their bodies they really respond to that. Most cats just pull out their man meat and say enjoy, but I like when a woman is ready to fuck so bad that they are dripping. Nothing is better than when a woman’s lips are fucking throbbing for you to put your dick inside her. ….sorry I got off topic what was I saying oh yeah.. I fucked her all the way up my stairs (we were inside at this point) and then we got to the room. She took off the rubber and sucked me till I came in her mouth. Then she went to the freezer, got some ice and started licking my nuts as she rubbed the ice around my dirty areas (he he they were not really dirty I just said that because I didn’t want not use nuts again) She licked around my ass but never inside; so don’t you go calling her an ass licker you have to earn that title. Before you can count too 3, I was hard as a forgetful muthafucka trying to get out of a lie. I grabbed some rubbers and turned her ass over and fucked her….well I mean very well. I like when my nuts slap against that underbelly LOL. With every bang her head went deeper into the covers. She was a squirter but I didn’t know this until I thought I was getting pissed on. And there she lay on the floor twitching and shit. And again I had that good feeling that only filling a rubber with that second nut brings. I told her we had to go before her crazy ass mother comes to my door. I would hate to call Tim to make her ass disappear. I took her home and she fell asleep in the car on the way. I dropped her off and went got something to eat at this other chic that stayed up the street from me.
The next day I was at the “Black” mall again and LA called me asking if I was gonna go to the spot tonight. He was in the other mall about to grab something to wear. I told him to go by the store and tell me about the new chick that worked there. The first thing out of his mouth was man this bitch got an ass like a fucking cannon. I know, I have 1st hand knowledge. He came by my job later that day saying the other mall aint got shit a real player would wear a bunch of fucking Geoffrey Bean shit. He and I began to discuss the previous night, then a cool girl from my store told me that the new girl can’t quit talking about me. She was friends with the manager’s little cum bucket and she said that Golden Girl will not shut up about the Breeze. I asked what was she saying, and it was the normal he is so cute and sexy bullshit. Then she said you know how old that girl is? I said nah, it never came up. She said that little girl is seventeen. My mouth open as wide as old girls did last night. I said WHAT…my girl said yeah she went to school with my little brother. She graduated a year early. I said you have to be 18 to work here and she said not if your mother or father fills out a form that gives you permission. Blue monkey bitch…what in the FUCK would this woman let her 17 year old daughter go out with a grown ass man that she doesn’t know. I called up Golden Girl and asked if this shit was true and she said with a lot of extra fucking words until I got sick of that shit and said BITCH HOW FUCKING OLD ARE YOU, I turn 18 in three months. I said I don’t give a mutha fuck are you trying to get me thrown in fucking jail. I slammed the phone down. Then I tried to get the picture of her ass shaking as she sucked the kid off on the edge of my bed out of my mind. (Yeah its still there today her ass was all jiggling and shit)
Later that night she called my phone over and over and I finally took the call. She said come outside please. THE BITCH WAS OUT THERE WITH BLUE MONKEY FUCKING CRAZY MOTHER OF HERS. She said I need to talk to you and I said the calmest thing that came to mind “BITCH ARE YOU CRAZY” in a very low tone because I was sure that her mother had a weapon of some sort. She said my mother doesn’t know she thinks that I left my credit card over here she is not going to leave until I come inside. I told her come on we went into the crib and she said that she is going to leave me alone but only if I cum in her mouth one last time……The youth what can I say, she said that she has never enjoyed giving head the way she did with me. Then I thought ……I bet some lucky ass high school football player was getting his socks knocked off by this bitch. I told her no that shit was against the law and she looked at me and said that if you didn’t want me to suck it why is it pointing at her. DAMN DICK OF MINE don’t ever change. She grabbed it and I mean in a matter of seconds she was slurping down all them kids I’ll never have to feed. She said thank you and walked out of the door. I am not sure but I know people pay for shit like that.
I never saw golden girl again and I did look for her actually all day on her birthday but I had deleted the number and there was no way in hell I was going to knock at her mother’s door. So that was that, until one day I was on campus and this dude asked me about her. I said yeah I knew who she was and he told me man she sucks the best dick in the world but be careful her momma is crazy………..
One day my manager told me “Breezy I need you to work at the ‘White’ mall in on the other side of town.” I thought cool it was closer to my apartment. And one day away from all this pussy dripping out of every fucking store could not hurt. I worked in the mall that was nearest the black neighborhoods in Jackson. My boy Skipp Coon will not even visit the “White” mall. Even though he doesn’t curse he still says “fuck that place man.” Jackson is a beautiful city but it is being ran by some of the stupidest fuckers that ever fell out of a nut sack. The person that is mayor right now is a son of a bitch. He is trying to do everything in his pussy ass power to put every playa that sells weed in Prison. I do have issues with the drug trade but when your fucking ends don’t meet and you can’t afford simple things like fucking cable and wireless internet you got to do what you got to fucking do. He does nothing to address the fact that if I wanted to go to the movies in the city limits of Jackson, MS that is not possible. Why there is no fucking movie theater in the FUCKING STATE CAPITAL. He concentrates on bullshit and I hope that one day he wakes up and sees that Jackson could be the best city in the nation if he invested in the people and stopped wasting time with bullshit ….I’m tripping this is about me fucking whores not my political views. Back to what you really want to know.
Okay, I get there and I see this beautiful ass new girl. I met her before when she was hired they sent her over to meet my manager. She is a lil thicker than I like but she is shaped like a golden girl from Alcorn (sorry if you aint from the south you have no idea what a fucking golden girl is shaped like, which lets me further know that my life is the shit. I have had cum sucked out of me by the finest golden girl in history….by the way she is about to get married I wonder if she would let me…never mind.) I’m at work and I really don’t think she is paying any attention to me at all. I say hello and go about my day of counting diamonds and trying to sell cloudy ass bullshit and convincing bitches that if your man got you this piece of fucking shined up bullshit he really loves you, and if he doesn’t FUCK HIM give me the pussy.
Its sales, so until they buy something tell them what ever you got to until they get their wallets out of their fucking pockets. Now at this store there was a younger manager he was in his early thirties. He was fucking the other chick that worked there. They LEFT for a ‘meeting’, so me and the golden girl are alone. She walked up to me and said the nicest thing I think I have ever heard. “Breezy I want to fuck you so bad……. I can do amazing things with my mouth.” As I have mentioned before sometimes I am told something and it kinda fucks me up so much that I can’t make a facial expression. I said okay and pulled her in the small office. I threw my hands down her panties and started sucking on her tits. She had on one of those sun dresses…..I love fucking sundresses they beg to be thrown over the back of a bitches head so you can pump all of the oil out of that pussy. Now I know that since there are only the two of us there, and both of us are in the back. Let’s just say this behavior may be frowned upon because nobody can buy shit if there is no one to sell them anything. So I asked what was she doing after she got off work. She said nothing what’s up. I got her phone number and told her that I would swing through and scoop her up.
The rest of the day I caught her staring at me as I talked to other chicks that walked by, this made her a little jealous like “didn’t this muthafucka just have his fingers in my pussy like 10 minutes ago” Yeah I did but that was ten minutes ago and I smoke weed so my memory is suspect. Right now you are on deck, and if you have already shown me that much interest I am sure you will be closed if not tonight someday very soon. I don’t work on this side of town so I got to get in all I can.
The manager and his dick sucker came back in looking like they got dressed in the fucking trunk of a car. They both smelled like used pussy and Vaseline. He asked “how was business?” I have to admit the flirting had jumped started old girl’s competitive juices; she filled out like double the applications needed for the night and got this married dude to buy a couple expensive watches. The manager was cool we sold enough shit to make the day worth wild. At the end of the night we took in all the jewelry and locked it in the safe. The manager’s favorite was having a little problem bending over bless her heart. I guess that Vaseline was not enough to lube that ass correctly. I hope she can shit but it should be fine that ass hole should be smooth both ways now. Golden Girl asked if I could give her a ride home I said yeah no problem. We jumped in the car and before I could get the seat belt on she was unzipping my pants. She said that I had to take her to her house because she lived with her mother. I said ok no problem, and I wanted to see if her mother was fine like her so fuck it.
We walked into her mother’s home and it was a normal spot you know pictures and shit a coffee table and the smell of reheated food coming from the kitchen. Her mother on the other hand was fucking blue ass monkey crazy. Golden Girl said that she and I were going to go to the movies. Her mother went outside and wrote down my fucking plate number. From there she asked for my driver’s license and wrote down not only my name and address but my fucking height and weight. I was about to ask her Bitch are you for real? Then all of a sudden Golden Girl walked in the room with an ice cream bar. She put the entire thing in her mouth and sucked it almost off the stick then she smiled at me. I asked blue monkey ass if she wanted my mother’s home number and my blood type because I was getting that bitch to the crib tonight.
We were on our way out of the door and I told her that her mother is a fucking lunatic. The bitch smiled and said that she knew and could not wait till she was able to move out. We went back to the crib and she took her shit off at the door. She had a nice body thick but no stomach and ass for weeks at a time. Her skin was light brown and it felt real smooth, she also had no stretch marks at all. I like to rub a woman all over their bodies they really respond to that. Most cats just pull out their man meat and say enjoy, but I like when a woman is ready to fuck so bad that they are dripping. Nothing is better than when a woman’s lips are fucking throbbing for you to put your dick inside her. ….sorry I got off topic what was I saying oh yeah.. I fucked her all the way up my stairs (we were inside at this point) and then we got to the room. She took off the rubber and sucked me till I came in her mouth. Then she went to the freezer, got some ice and started licking my nuts as she rubbed the ice around my dirty areas (he he they were not really dirty I just said that because I didn’t want not use nuts again) She licked around my ass but never inside; so don’t you go calling her an ass licker you have to earn that title. Before you can count too 3, I was hard as a forgetful muthafucka trying to get out of a lie. I grabbed some rubbers and turned her ass over and fucked her….well I mean very well. I like when my nuts slap against that underbelly LOL. With every bang her head went deeper into the covers. She was a squirter but I didn’t know this until I thought I was getting pissed on. And there she lay on the floor twitching and shit. And again I had that good feeling that only filling a rubber with that second nut brings. I told her we had to go before her crazy ass mother comes to my door. I would hate to call Tim to make her ass disappear. I took her home and she fell asleep in the car on the way. I dropped her off and went got something to eat at this other chic that stayed up the street from me.
The next day I was at the “Black” mall again and LA called me asking if I was gonna go to the spot tonight. He was in the other mall about to grab something to wear. I told him to go by the store and tell me about the new chick that worked there. The first thing out of his mouth was man this bitch got an ass like a fucking cannon. I know, I have 1st hand knowledge. He came by my job later that day saying the other mall aint got shit a real player would wear a bunch of fucking Geoffrey Bean shit. He and I began to discuss the previous night, then a cool girl from my store told me that the new girl can’t quit talking about me. She was friends with the manager’s little cum bucket and she said that Golden Girl will not shut up about the Breeze. I asked what was she saying, and it was the normal he is so cute and sexy bullshit. Then she said you know how old that girl is? I said nah, it never came up. She said that little girl is seventeen. My mouth open as wide as old girls did last night. I said WHAT…my girl said yeah she went to school with my little brother. She graduated a year early. I said you have to be 18 to work here and she said not if your mother or father fills out a form that gives you permission. Blue monkey bitch…what in the FUCK would this woman let her 17 year old daughter go out with a grown ass man that she doesn’t know. I called up Golden Girl and asked if this shit was true and she said with a lot of extra fucking words until I got sick of that shit and said BITCH HOW FUCKING OLD ARE YOU, I turn 18 in three months. I said I don’t give a mutha fuck are you trying to get me thrown in fucking jail. I slammed the phone down. Then I tried to get the picture of her ass shaking as she sucked the kid off on the edge of my bed out of my mind. (Yeah its still there today her ass was all jiggling and shit)
Later that night she called my phone over and over and I finally took the call. She said come outside please. THE BITCH WAS OUT THERE WITH BLUE MONKEY FUCKING CRAZY MOTHER OF HERS. She said I need to talk to you and I said the calmest thing that came to mind “BITCH ARE YOU CRAZY” in a very low tone because I was sure that her mother had a weapon of some sort. She said my mother doesn’t know she thinks that I left my credit card over here she is not going to leave until I come inside. I told her come on we went into the crib and she said that she is going to leave me alone but only if I cum in her mouth one last time……The youth what can I say, she said that she has never enjoyed giving head the way she did with me. Then I thought ……I bet some lucky ass high school football player was getting his socks knocked off by this bitch. I told her no that shit was against the law and she looked at me and said that if you didn’t want me to suck it why is it pointing at her. DAMN DICK OF MINE don’t ever change. She grabbed it and I mean in a matter of seconds she was slurping down all them kids I’ll never have to feed. She said thank you and walked out of the door. I am not sure but I know people pay for shit like that.
I never saw golden girl again and I did look for her actually all day on her birthday but I had deleted the number and there was no way in hell I was going to knock at her mother’s door. So that was that, until one day I was on campus and this dude asked me about her. I said yeah I knew who she was and he told me man she sucks the best dick in the world but be careful her momma is crazy………..
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