Okay I have to give props to my boy TonyJ he got ALLOT of props for his post. That was some cool shit. But since my two buddies TonyJ and Toni H. gave me posts a lot of people who want to get something posted on the site. Everybody got a story now so here is what you have to do. Email them to me and if they are cool (I find them funny or interesting) Ill add my comments let you check it out and post it. Ill also give you full credit for the writing of your post. But if the are crap I promise to print them out on really soft paper and wipe my ass with them.. Okay this is from a buddy on my space her name is Jus Q. She put it on her blog, I read it and left a little comment and here it is bitches…
I have a bone to pick with the opposite sex when it comes to the area of oral pleasures. Over the years I've encountered an array of men who all share different view points and opinions on this subject. Some claim they haven't and would never kiss a kitty, even to save their own lives, the 'I'm in denial' type. Others state they have done it, on occasion, but aren't big on it, the 'I'm doing you a favor' type. Then there's the brothers who are super enthusiastic and excited at the thought of basking in the love juice; and on a rare occasion will beg for it. Now this last brother is broken down into 2 categories - The 'Take you to cloud nine, make your toes curl, squeal in ecstasy, I need to go to sleep cause you worked my ish out' man and - The 'Oh Lawd, why did I bother to take my clothes off, should've stayed home and played with myself' man. My issue is with the latter of the 2, the 'Oh Lawd, why did I bother to take my clothes off, should've stayed home and played with myself' man. Now it seems to me, that it's difficult enough to find a brother that will openly admit to doing it, but to find one that not only agrees to perform, but is so enthusiastic about the prospect, that he seems more thrilled than you are, is truly astonishing. But then him actually go to the candy shop and he's level of performance is less then sub-par is not only disappointing, annoying but can even be angering on some level. It's equitable to winning the lottery only to have someone tell you that there was a mistake and you can't have the money anymore. A big tease! I've discussed this issue with many of my girls and some suggested that in this type of situation, instructions are in order, some level of direction, a bit of guidance, but I say 'Hell No' for various reasons... most importantly, because If an individual is exceedingly eager and excited about the task, then he should know how to do it properly. If you are a grown ass man over the age of 30, you should know how to do it properly, and... If I am coming to you in hopes of cumming on you, and that is the sole dynamics of our relationship, then you should know how to do it properly. For all those men who can not eat pussy here are some helpful hints so that you can improve your technique. As much as we refer to the pleasure dome as 'Pussy', 'Kitty', 'Cat', etc. You are not the Cat and it is not a bowl of milk please refrain from licking it as such! Porno's are not instructional videos please stop pretending you are a porn star and you are re-enacting the video you watched last night. The positions and things done it these videos are made to look enjoyable and most times are not! Learn about the dynamics of the vagina; Start with finding out the purpose of a Clitoris. Watch Sex with Sue she has a lot of useful tips with some demonstration. If all else fails, talk to another man who knows what the hell he's doing... I'm in the process of getting a couple of men to teach a course at the learning Annex, I can hook you up if you'd like. If you are one of these men that are having some issues in the oral department, might I suggest that you use some, all or any of these helpful hints. What can it hurt, I'm positive your lover will thank me and you might even feel more accomplished in the area yourself making it a win/win situation for all parties involved. And to those Men that I'm going to enlist in teaching that class... Keep doing what you're doing! I thank you on behalf of myself and all the other women you have pleasured in the past, present and years to cum!
Here is what I wrote after I read this Post,
I perfer to drape the legs over my shoulders and stick my finger in there while I am licking the clit, I have several methods i circle the clit with my tounge going from fast to slow while applying pressure to the g spot. I also perfer to go side to side with my tounge on the clit while pushing down with one finger inside the tunnel of love (LOL) i rub the inside of her legs and her breast allot also. If you can give me some more advice I would love it also please visit my site www.youngbreezy.com and leave me some comments
O I have eaten pussy before but I don't advise it to my younger readers.... Well friends like the dude on NPR says do good work and go get some head. Congradulations to the LSU tigers for beating DUKE. I am a DUKE fan but I grew up around Scotlandville. So yeah the girls beat the shit out of Southern Womens basketball team but I bet them bitches wouldnt fight. Holla
Thursday, March 23, 2006
Where the money goes
Have you ever wondered what the press is speaking of when they say that a politician is in the pocket of a certain corporation? Well that means that the politician is getting contributions from a corporation and he is looking out of that corporations special interest. I am making it a goal of mine for the next couple of years to really learn as much as I can about how my government works. I don’t mean the way we learned in class but who is the pretty face selling me the shit, and what is the shit I am being sold. Here is a non-profit web site that tracks the contributions of companies to candidates and parties. When you look on this site you can really get an understanding of why certain issues are sometime over looked. The website is
http://www.opensecrets.org check it out it may be hard to understand but if you poke around for a sec you will definitely get some information that may help your best interest. Be safe and remember you can’t play the game if you don’t know the rules….
©2006 YoungBreezy.com
http://www.opensecrets.org check it out it may be hard to understand but if you poke around for a sec you will definitely get some information that may help your best interest. Be safe and remember you can’t play the game if you don’t know the rules….
©2006 YoungBreezy.com
Wednesday, March 22, 2006
A few Questions for the Ladies by TONYJ (Jefferson Davis Hogg)
Okay I got a message from TonyJ this morning. He said that he wanted to have me post it on my site. NOW I DID NOT WRITE THIS But I will comment on it...After you read it. And just to be fair I am going to send what I write to TonyJ and let him read what I wrote because I don't want to lose a padnah...But TonyJ is well take a look at what he is....
First let me get this out in the clear; I am not a whore, slut, or tramp. I am an equal opportunity pleasure giver. Now that we have that out of the way I have a couple of questions I would like to pose to the female readers.
1) What happened to the plain ole fuck?
Guys do you remember when you could see a chick, holla at her, get her down for the sticking & the sucking and that was it. Now when you get a broad down the next thing out of their mouth is "Well you know a sista do’in bad, and could use a little help with the car note, rent, this bill or that bill. What the Fuck is that shit!!!!!!!! Lay your ass down get some of this good dick, and keep pushin your ass was doin well enough to go to the club that I met you;
How about you stay out the fuckin' club so you can pay yo rent and we can fuck peacefully.
2) What is up with the tear jerkin stories?
Once again fellas remember when you could lay and play in a piece get up and ask “What you doing next week?” Pencil yourself in a spot and come back and hit it again. Now these skeezers (Yes I said skeezers) will tell you a story line better than the ones on Young & the Restless. If you ask them the aforementioned question after you get up off it. I don't give a damn that your Daddy used to touch you when you were 7, that you and your cousin used to play Naked Hotel whenever you came over, or that Raul up the street got you pregnant at the same time he got engaged to Sheila. Pencil me in for next Mon after 24 goes off and we can fuck peacefully.
3) Why does everyone need to be a pimp?
Men, ever come across a dime and before you get in the bed she got her hand out or even worse after you've just torn that pussy to shreds next thing out her filthy mouth is "I need some money" I nearly found myself pushing a "unstable creature" out of a car traveling 72 MPH when I heard those words once. I mean I'll take you to lunch or dinner hell I gotta eat too might as well have something to look at. Outside of that if you didn't birth that man's seed or had him take you on an emotional roller coaster for over a year, Let me see how can I put this GET YOUR OWN DAMN SHOE MONEY!!!!!
Breeze sorry for the rant you know I'm the calm one in the crew but I had to get some answers.
You know what I can’t say a damn thing ladies and gentleman TonyJ aka Jefferson Davis Hogg
©2006 YoungBreezy.com
First let me get this out in the clear; I am not a whore, slut, or tramp. I am an equal opportunity pleasure giver. Now that we have that out of the way I have a couple of questions I would like to pose to the female readers.
1) What happened to the plain ole fuck?
Guys do you remember when you could see a chick, holla at her, get her down for the sticking & the sucking and that was it. Now when you get a broad down the next thing out of their mouth is "Well you know a sista do’in bad, and could use a little help with the car note, rent, this bill or that bill. What the Fuck is that shit!!!!!!!! Lay your ass down get some of this good dick, and keep pushin your ass was doin well enough to go to the club that I met you;
How about you stay out the fuckin' club so you can pay yo rent and we can fuck peacefully.
2) What is up with the tear jerkin stories?
Once again fellas remember when you could lay and play in a piece get up and ask “What you doing next week?” Pencil yourself in a spot and come back and hit it again. Now these skeezers (Yes I said skeezers) will tell you a story line better than the ones on Young & the Restless. If you ask them the aforementioned question after you get up off it. I don't give a damn that your Daddy used to touch you when you were 7, that you and your cousin used to play Naked Hotel whenever you came over, or that Raul up the street got you pregnant at the same time he got engaged to Sheila. Pencil me in for next Mon after 24 goes off and we can fuck peacefully.
3) Why does everyone need to be a pimp?
Men, ever come across a dime and before you get in the bed she got her hand out or even worse after you've just torn that pussy to shreds next thing out her filthy mouth is "I need some money" I nearly found myself pushing a "unstable creature" out of a car traveling 72 MPH when I heard those words once. I mean I'll take you to lunch or dinner hell I gotta eat too might as well have something to look at. Outside of that if you didn't birth that man's seed or had him take you on an emotional roller coaster for over a year, Let me see how can I put this GET YOUR OWN DAMN SHOE MONEY!!!!!
Breeze sorry for the rant you know I'm the calm one in the crew but I had to get some answers.
You know what I can’t say a damn thing ladies and gentleman TonyJ aka Jefferson Davis Hogg
©2006 YoungBreezy.com
Unknown Facts about YoungBreezy (SILLY SHIT)
Okay I love silly shit, so when I originally saw this it had Chuck Norris’ name on it, but after reading it I had to change it to mine. Now allot of this is fiction but a couple are dead on. Enjoy if you can get all the way to 29 and not crack a smile you are a bitch anyway stay the fuck off my site………
1. YoungBreezy’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. A man once asked YoungBreezy if his real name was "YoungJeezy". YoungBreezy did not respond he simply stared at him until he exploded.
3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, YoungBreezy instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
4. YoungBreezy built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Breez met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
5. YoungBreezy was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "good weed and a woman". Jesus smoked it proudly until his dying day. The other Wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Breez omitted from the Bible. Shortly thereafter all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths
6. YoungBreezy once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
7. When YoungBreezy blazed the Oregon Trail, his family did not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
8. YoungBreezy can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "BOOYA!"
9. You already know this TonyJ but YoungBreezy does not sleep. He waits. Unless he is f*&ked in half drunk then and only then does he sleep.
10. When YoungBreezy’s woman burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Breeze said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into the backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question YoungBreezy."
11. YoungBreezy took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity," then you are dead wrong.
12. YoungBreezy is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right nuts.
13. YoungBreezy once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper, Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.
14. YoungBreezy once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
15.YoungBreezy does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
16. YoungBreezy has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong.
17. YoungBreezy sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Breeze roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
18. YoungBreezy's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF YOUNGBREEZY!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with BREEZE!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
19. YoungBreezy recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
20. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. YoungBreezy smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
21. The chief export of YoungBreezy is pain.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending YoungBreezy. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
22. If you can see YoungBreezy, he can see you. If you can't see YoungBreezy you may be only seconds away from death.
23. YoungBreezy once went to a frat party, and preceded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's YoungBreezy.
24. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by YoungBreezy
25. At the end of each week, YoungBreezy murders a dozen white and black people just to prove he isn't a racist.
26. YoungBreezy punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.
27. Helen Keller's favorite color is YoungBreezy.
28. YoungBreezy once pulled a bus full of school children teetering over the edge of a cliff back onto the road with his bare hands, saving everybody inside. Even as they cheered, he screamed, "I'm not your savior!" and head butted the bus over the edge, sending them all to their horrible doom.
29. YoungBreezy counted to infinity TWICE!!!!!!!!
30. YoungBreezy does not go hunting that implies failure, YoungBreezy goes killing.
©2006 YoungBreezy.com
1. YoungBreezy’s tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
2. A man once asked YoungBreezy if his real name was "YoungJeezy". YoungBreezy did not respond he simply stared at him until he exploded.
3. Rather than being birthed like a normal child, YoungBreezy instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.
4. YoungBreezy built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Breez met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
5. YoungBreezy was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "good weed and a woman". Jesus smoked it proudly until his dying day. The other Wise men, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Breez omitted from the Bible. Shortly thereafter all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths
6. YoungBreezy once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"
7. When YoungBreezy blazed the Oregon Trail, his family did not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.
8. YoungBreezy can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "BOOYA!"
9. You already know this TonyJ but YoungBreezy does not sleep. He waits. Unless he is f*&ked in half drunk then and only then does he sleep.
10. When YoungBreezy’s woman burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Breeze said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into the backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question YoungBreezy."
11. YoungBreezy took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity," then you are dead wrong.
12. YoungBreezy is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right nuts.
13. YoungBreezy once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper, Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.
14. YoungBreezy once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
15.YoungBreezy does not have AIDS but he gives it to people anyway.
16. YoungBreezy has yet to get a Jeopardy question wrong.
17. YoungBreezy sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Breeze roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
18. YoungBreezy's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF YOUNGBREEZY!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't fuck with BREEZE!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.
19. YoungBreezy recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.
20. To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. YoungBreezy smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and acquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.
21. The chief export of YoungBreezy is pain.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending YoungBreezy. His reasoning? It was more "humane".
22. If you can see YoungBreezy, he can see you. If you can't see YoungBreezy you may be only seconds away from death.
23. YoungBreezy once went to a frat party, and preceded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and shit on their floor, just because he's YoungBreezy.
24. One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by YoungBreezy
25. At the end of each week, YoungBreezy murders a dozen white and black people just to prove he isn't a racist.
26. YoungBreezy punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.
27. Helen Keller's favorite color is YoungBreezy.
28. YoungBreezy once pulled a bus full of school children teetering over the edge of a cliff back onto the road with his bare hands, saving everybody inside. Even as they cheered, he screamed, "I'm not your savior!" and head butted the bus over the edge, sending them all to their horrible doom.
29. YoungBreezy counted to infinity TWICE!!!!!!!!
30. YoungBreezy does not go hunting that implies failure, YoungBreezy goes killing.
©2006 YoungBreezy.com
Monday, March 20, 2006
Marriage is fucking up my relationship.
You know what, when I wrote the title to this post I misspelled Marriage. That should let you know how much of a fuck dudes care about getting married. Let me explain it is not that we don’t want to marry those women who we truly love and care for but the actual wedding is a bunch of shit to us. We don’t give NO fuck about colors, bridesmaids, and flowers you already know how a man feels about fucking flowers. It is a JOKE, fuck the wedding, Justice of the fucking Peace is the way to go. Why are people spending thousands of dollars for fucking weddings and they go off to live in a one bedroom in the shit part of town. If you love that bitch or that bastard that much WAIT. I can hear you right now “Oh my God Breezy has lost his mind he told me to fucking wait. This piece of shit paper don’t know how I feel I got to marry this bad credit having nicca” That’s right WAIT, if you are one of these dudes that say I have to have this at my wedding or a fucking female who says that I am not going to marry a man unless he gives me this and so and so at my wedding. I hope you rot in the back left corner of where the devil jacks off.
As you can probably tell, I am in the middle of planning a wedding. I am going to be honest; I don’t give a fuck anymore. I went into a fabric store yesterday I am 30 years old and I have not been fabric store since I took home economics in the 9th grade. (That’s where the bitches were so that was my elective on the up side I am a monster at ironing my own slacks and making Mac and Cheese.) Looking at different spools of fabric that were either white or some shade of fucking purple. I hate planning this shit. I love my woman and I am lucky to have her but I promise this wedding shit is going to make me jump on the crack pipe. Let me explain something to women who read this post. The best way to get on a man’s nerves is asking him the same question over and over again. We are not programmed to give a fuck about marriage. We only know about 10-15 colors max unless you talk about car paint. (That would be some hype shit to see a flip-flop paint wedding. That would make dub magazine without question.)
Okay I have some views on marriage that I am going to share. I may be right I may be wrong but this is what I think. You are not married to the wedding; you are married to the person. That was a fucking jewel I just dropped on you bitches read the first line again. I think that allot of people spend so much time obsessing over the wedding they forget what it is really all about. Think about some of the most beautiful weddings in recent History, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston, Million Dollar wedding both of them seeing other people now Prince Charles Lady Diana Million Dollar wedding he had other pussy the wedding night and the list goes on and on. I am trying to say that the ceremony is a beautiful thing I will admit that, but the people getting married is the most important component. That is what women miss it most of the time, you worry about food and where such and such will sit and all this stuff that has nothing to do with anything. If you want a wedding invite only very close family and friends and tell the person you are in love with, that nothing matters more than being sure that we are together in the eyes of GOD. After that go get shit faced with your folks leave there and go somewhere to fuck. I would much rather my future father-in-law tell me Young Breezy (he calls me that, I’m joking he has never called me that not yet at least) I am going to give you a few acres of land in the country since yall didn’t have an expensive wedding. Than him looking at me saying Hey muthafucka you better make it work if not you are paying me the fuck back, or you a shot dead muthafucka.
Next lets me discuss the major problem with weddings, marrying motherfuckers you really don’t like. Here is a simple test if you cannot go three weeks and not fuck your girl but you and her still look forward to spending time with each other then you got something. If you have someone that you love to fuck but right after that you really aint got too much to talk about, you might want to pump your breaks. You see a lot of people get married because of the wrong shit. Money for example only marry for money if you feel you tried marrying for love at least twice and the shit does not treat you like you know you deserve. Marry for money if you are about mid to late forties at that point you need to be taken care of and if you don’t have anything. I don’t advise this but being a realist I know that people have needs and wants and if you cannot manifest these things by the time you are in your forties then you got to do what is best for you. That may not be the popular opinion when spoken out loud but trust me that is really what the deal is 60% of the time. If you don’t believe it ask a woman “If you are in your forties and you have been married twice and neither time worked out would you marry for money?” You get some real ass answers when you ask real ass questions. When you marry for money and your young you get everything you deserve. Don’t say shit when he comes home smelling like pussy, don’t say shit when you start talking too much shit and he puts your ass out. You are a wife true but you are a money hungry hoe you can only hide the person you really are for so long after a person sees what they have they will treat you like what you are.
Sometimes you have bad dudes that are fucked up and have no idea what a treasure they have. There are a lot of dudes out there who have no idea that the woman they have is the best thing in the world. They spend more time fucking low rate hoes than putting work in at home. I am going to tell you dudes something A WOMAN KNOWS WHEN SHE IS BEING CHEATED ON. That is real talk she will turn a blind eye until you do something that gives her HARD evidence but trust me. I have been with a gang of women who tell me the very phrase “I always wanted to fuck you but I was being faithful to my man, but then I found out he was fucking around so fuck it.” That’s right you worried about getting caught, you might be something worst than caught you might be raising somebody else kid. I bet your saying that is some bullshit I would kill that hoe. Wee then you are going to jail, and the kid you have been raising will be fucked out of a mom and a “dad”. You got to do this marriage shit right man. Talk to the muthafucka you are doing this shit with and really plan out what are you working for the next 5 years. It can’t be baby I know we can work it out or I don’t know where we will be living, blah, blah, blah, my ass. Tell me all the good shit and the bad shit. And if you cant get all that then FUCK THEM. That sneaky son of a bitch trying to Georgia you. (If you don’t know what Georgia is ask your cool uncle, never mind the game is losing all of the real players to Georgia someone is to run game on or con them look for Iceberg’s Slim’s book PIMP) You have to be honest and really ask yourself is this the person I want to have my children with. Will they be there for me when everything I have is gone? Or is this person only here because of what I have and who I am. If you go out and spend more on your wedding than you spend on your children, your education, and more than you gave to the church in the last 5 years then what are you really saying. Wake up; my grandfather and grandmother got married in the day when you did it by jumping a broom and the church members made all the food. They were married for over sixty years until my grandmother died. My grandfather never married another woman. No other woman moved into his home. I ask this in closing spend money on your future not the ceremony that most of the people you know are going to forget about if two weeks. Love is awesome and it shouldn’t be forced and it doesn’t need a bunch of fucking multicolored fabric. Take care, I know once this is read I am going to have to fight. But I would rather fight now and have a front yard in a year than vice versa.
©2006 YoungBreezy.com
As you can probably tell, I am in the middle of planning a wedding. I am going to be honest; I don’t give a fuck anymore. I went into a fabric store yesterday I am 30 years old and I have not been fabric store since I took home economics in the 9th grade. (That’s where the bitches were so that was my elective on the up side I am a monster at ironing my own slacks and making Mac and Cheese.) Looking at different spools of fabric that were either white or some shade of fucking purple. I hate planning this shit. I love my woman and I am lucky to have her but I promise this wedding shit is going to make me jump on the crack pipe. Let me explain something to women who read this post. The best way to get on a man’s nerves is asking him the same question over and over again. We are not programmed to give a fuck about marriage. We only know about 10-15 colors max unless you talk about car paint. (That would be some hype shit to see a flip-flop paint wedding. That would make dub magazine without question.)
Okay I have some views on marriage that I am going to share. I may be right I may be wrong but this is what I think. You are not married to the wedding; you are married to the person. That was a fucking jewel I just dropped on you bitches read the first line again. I think that allot of people spend so much time obsessing over the wedding they forget what it is really all about. Think about some of the most beautiful weddings in recent History, Brad Pitt and Jennifer Anniston, Million Dollar wedding both of them seeing other people now Prince Charles Lady Diana Million Dollar wedding he had other pussy the wedding night and the list goes on and on. I am trying to say that the ceremony is a beautiful thing I will admit that, but the people getting married is the most important component. That is what women miss it most of the time, you worry about food and where such and such will sit and all this stuff that has nothing to do with anything. If you want a wedding invite only very close family and friends and tell the person you are in love with, that nothing matters more than being sure that we are together in the eyes of GOD. After that go get shit faced with your folks leave there and go somewhere to fuck. I would much rather my future father-in-law tell me Young Breezy (he calls me that, I’m joking he has never called me that not yet at least) I am going to give you a few acres of land in the country since yall didn’t have an expensive wedding. Than him looking at me saying Hey muthafucka you better make it work if not you are paying me the fuck back, or you a shot dead muthafucka.
Next lets me discuss the major problem with weddings, marrying motherfuckers you really don’t like. Here is a simple test if you cannot go three weeks and not fuck your girl but you and her still look forward to spending time with each other then you got something. If you have someone that you love to fuck but right after that you really aint got too much to talk about, you might want to pump your breaks. You see a lot of people get married because of the wrong shit. Money for example only marry for money if you feel you tried marrying for love at least twice and the shit does not treat you like you know you deserve. Marry for money if you are about mid to late forties at that point you need to be taken care of and if you don’t have anything. I don’t advise this but being a realist I know that people have needs and wants and if you cannot manifest these things by the time you are in your forties then you got to do what is best for you. That may not be the popular opinion when spoken out loud but trust me that is really what the deal is 60% of the time. If you don’t believe it ask a woman “If you are in your forties and you have been married twice and neither time worked out would you marry for money?” You get some real ass answers when you ask real ass questions. When you marry for money and your young you get everything you deserve. Don’t say shit when he comes home smelling like pussy, don’t say shit when you start talking too much shit and he puts your ass out. You are a wife true but you are a money hungry hoe you can only hide the person you really are for so long after a person sees what they have they will treat you like what you are.
Sometimes you have bad dudes that are fucked up and have no idea what a treasure they have. There are a lot of dudes out there who have no idea that the woman they have is the best thing in the world. They spend more time fucking low rate hoes than putting work in at home. I am going to tell you dudes something A WOMAN KNOWS WHEN SHE IS BEING CHEATED ON. That is real talk she will turn a blind eye until you do something that gives her HARD evidence but trust me. I have been with a gang of women who tell me the very phrase “I always wanted to fuck you but I was being faithful to my man, but then I found out he was fucking around so fuck it.” That’s right you worried about getting caught, you might be something worst than caught you might be raising somebody else kid. I bet your saying that is some bullshit I would kill that hoe. Wee then you are going to jail, and the kid you have been raising will be fucked out of a mom and a “dad”. You got to do this marriage shit right man. Talk to the muthafucka you are doing this shit with and really plan out what are you working for the next 5 years. It can’t be baby I know we can work it out or I don’t know where we will be living, blah, blah, blah, my ass. Tell me all the good shit and the bad shit. And if you cant get all that then FUCK THEM. That sneaky son of a bitch trying to Georgia you. (If you don’t know what Georgia is ask your cool uncle, never mind the game is losing all of the real players to Georgia someone is to run game on or con them look for Iceberg’s Slim’s book PIMP) You have to be honest and really ask yourself is this the person I want to have my children with. Will they be there for me when everything I have is gone? Or is this person only here because of what I have and who I am. If you go out and spend more on your wedding than you spend on your children, your education, and more than you gave to the church in the last 5 years then what are you really saying. Wake up; my grandfather and grandmother got married in the day when you did it by jumping a broom and the church members made all the food. They were married for over sixty years until my grandmother died. My grandfather never married another woman. No other woman moved into his home. I ask this in closing spend money on your future not the ceremony that most of the people you know are going to forget about if two weeks. Love is awesome and it shouldn’t be forced and it doesn’t need a bunch of fucking multicolored fabric. Take care, I know once this is read I am going to have to fight. But I would rather fight now and have a front yard in a year than vice versa.
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