Cunnilingus Catastrophe

Okay I have to give props to my boy TonyJ he got ALLOT of props for his post. That was some cool shit. But since my two buddies TonyJ and Toni H. gave me posts a lot of people who want to get something posted on the site. Everybody got a story now so here is what you have to do. Email them to me and if they are cool (I find them funny or interesting) Ill add my comments let you check it out and post it. Ill also give you full credit for the writing of your post. But if the are crap I promise to print them out on really soft paper and wipe my ass with them.. Okay this is from a buddy on my space her name is Jus Q. She put it on her blog, I read it and left a little comment and here it is bitches…
I have a bone to pick with the opposite sex when it comes to the area of oral pleasures. Over the years I've encountered an array of men who all share different view points and opinions on this subject. Some claim they haven't and would never kiss a kitty, even to save their own lives, the 'I'm in denial' type. Others state they have done it, on occasion, but aren't big on it, the 'I'm doing you a favor' type. Then there's the brothers who are super enthusiastic and excited at the thought of basking in the love juice; and on a rare occasion will beg for it. Now this last brother is broken down into 2 categories - The 'Take you to cloud nine, make your toes curl, squeal in ecstasy, I need to go to sleep cause you worked my ish out' man and - The 'Oh Lawd, why did I bother to take my clothes off, should've stayed home and played with myself' man. My issue is with the latter of the 2, the 'Oh Lawd, why did I bother to take my clothes off, should've stayed home and played with myself' man. Now it seems to me, that it's difficult enough to find a brother that will openly admit to doing it, but to find one that not only agrees to perform, but is so enthusiastic about the prospect, that he seems more thrilled than you are, is truly astonishing. But then him actually go to the candy shop and he's level of performance is less then sub-par is not only disappointing, annoying but can even be angering on some level. It's equitable to winning the lottery only to have someone tell you that there was a mistake and you can't have the money anymore. A big tease! I've discussed this issue with many of my girls and some suggested that in this type of situation, instructions are in order, some level of direction, a bit of guidance, but I say 'Hell No' for various reasons... most importantly, because If an individual is exceedingly eager and excited about the task, then he should know how to do it properly. If you are a grown ass man over the age of 30, you should know how to do it properly, and... If I am coming to you in hopes of cumming on you, and that is the sole dynamics of our relationship, then you should know how to do it properly. For all those men who can not eat pussy here are some helpful hints so that you can improve your technique. As much as we refer to the pleasure dome as 'Pussy', 'Kitty', 'Cat', etc. You are not the Cat and it is not a bowl of milk please refrain from licking it as such! Porno's are not instructional videos please stop pretending you are a porn star and you are re-enacting the video you watched last night. The positions and things done it these videos are made to look enjoyable and most times are not! Learn about the dynamics of the vagina; Start with finding out the purpose of a Clitoris. Watch Sex with Sue she has a lot of useful tips with some demonstration. If all else fails, talk to another man who knows what the hell he's doing... I'm in the process of getting a couple of men to teach a course at the learning Annex, I can hook you up if you'd like. If you are one of these men that are having some issues in the oral department, might I suggest that you use some, all or any of these helpful hints. What can it hurt, I'm positive your lover will thank me and you might even feel more accomplished in the area yourself making it a win/win situation for all parties involved. And to those Men that I'm going to enlist in teaching that class... Keep doing what you're doing! I thank you on behalf of myself and all the other women you have pleasured in the past, present and years to cum!


Here is what I wrote after I read this Post,
I perfer to drape the legs over my shoulders and stick my finger in there while I am licking the clit, I have several methods i circle the clit with my tounge going from fast to slow while applying pressure to the g spot. I also perfer to go side to side with my tounge on the clit while pushing down with one finger inside the tunnel of love (LOL) i rub the inside of her legs and her breast allot also. If you can give me some more advice I would love it also please visit my site www.youngbreezy.com and leave me some comments

O I have eaten pussy before but I don't advise it to my younger readers.... Well friends like the dude on NPR says do good work and go get some head. Congradulations to the LSU tigers for beating DUKE. I am a DUKE fan but I grew up around Scotlandville. So yeah the girls beat the shit out of Southern Womens basketball team but I bet them bitches wouldnt fight. Holla