BITCH WHO YOU FUCKING----

Right now I’m at work on Darvocet dozing like a bitch. If it wasn’t for me day dreaming about my Latino supervisor having sweaty barely legal sex I would go to fucking sleep. But anyway I am getting a lot of emails from women who are not happy with their relationships. I had a hard time figuring out why the fuck are they asking me, until I thought about it. Women can see something that most men can’t….. They can see when a man is bullshitting them and they can tell when he is being honest. You say yeah whatever muthafucka, but think about some of that bullshit you tell your girl. You honestly believe she is stupid enough to think that shit is the truth. Women trust their instincts and when you lie they know it. But what they do is give you enough rope to hang yourself. Now many of them are not going to do anything until they have proof but some of them don’t wait that long. I use to fuck other dudes girls ALL THE TIME. (Thanks by the way) And it wasn’t that they were hoes or anything like that. Women are faithful as long as they think they feel that they have something worth being faithful too. But the second they feel that is respect is being betrayed, they go for theirs.

The next thing I know I am hearing "I have wanted to get at you for a minut, so today I said fuck it." I always knew why they said fuck it that day and I always didn't care. Don’t get me wrong you have a large number of just sorry ass hoes, but for the most part if you got a good girl it’s probably your fault that she starts tricking off. They usually have a few phrases they tell themselves to stay sane. Like okay he made a mistake but he didn’t fuck one of my friends or family as long as it doesnt happen again I will just put it out of my mind. God bless you if you got one of these because you got a get out of shit free card. It was just some hoe and it doesn’t mean anything to him. Now this is usually followed by bad moods and “I don’t have time to pick up something for you to eat.” Shit like that. You know the regular shit she would do with no problem all of a sudden she gets an attitude with. Your stupid ass asks her “what is wrong with you” ––––And she responds-“nothing” LOL

Next there are two roads that usually follow this; she might sweep that under the rug if you act like you are sorry and just don’t do the shit again. (I know, I know, how can you be sorry for some shit you don't even know if she knows, for that one play boy you got to know your woman:) Women watch patterns of their men they know when your patterns change. You see when your work schedule changes, or the people you normally talk about you introduce from no where a new name, places you usually go and you say some shit like I just wanted to try something different. (no man that is really hingry is going to try something new if it is lunch time you better tell that bitch you went to Burger King.) ( Women keep a track I bet your girl knows how you fucking order your burger (shit getting scary aint it.) She knows where all your boys stay, who smokes weed, and who is always running around on their girl…you want to know why she knows everything about your life.......because your bitch ass told her. Let me help all the rookies that read this and a couple of you pros if you woman asks about your friends, tell her they are all choir boys. They never do anything wrong, they never cheat, they just have a hard time finding a woman who they feel is worth their time and attention. (Think about it if she feels that all of your friends are good boys why would she trip if you went out to kick it with them…..)

Now what normally happens when a dude cheats and gets away with it they either go back to the same chick or they go on and get another. The first is a no-no because now you on some level you are getting feelings for this outside bitch. It may just be that she doesn’t give me no-problems she just wants to fuck and I can go home. Stick around player those be the ones that have graveyards in their closet not just a fucking bone. Or you have the cat that feels he can be a player and keep a girl. This is the most hated muthafucka in a woman’s mind. You see that plays into that I am not enough woman for him….I give him everything and he goes out there and runs behind a bunch of other bitches. A-lot of women have issues of some sort, and most of those issues have to do with their confidence. That is what tears them up they feel as if they gave you their best and you have the nerve to say it’s not good enough. Worst than it not being good enough you are not man enough to say it to their face. Everyday she turns down another man with more money and a bigger dick to stay with your punk ass. But you couldn’t do it, so she begins to turn cold. If you are lucky they pull away but if you are not they start doing their thing on the side as well.

I can hear the questions now”YoungBreezy how can I tell if my woman is cheating” well padnah if you got a really smart one you can’t. (LOL) Aint that a bitch? I have been getting head from a woman and she was on the phone with her man. She said she missed him and she loved him. When she got off the phone she said I hope you fucked tonight padnah because I did. (That yella bitch was so so fine) Once a chick told me and GOD is my witness “Hey he is on his way over here hurry up and cum so you can leave.” She jumped up and got on her hands and knees and I tried to tattoo my nuts on her ass. (I called TonyJ when I left and he laughs about it every time we bring her up) I never hid in a closet or no R. Kelly shit. I would always walk out the front door. Sometimes the dude saw me sometimes they didn’t. (It's apartments so they never knew where I was coming from.) But I didn’t care. I get allot of women that tell me that I want to explore more in bed but he might think I am a hoe or something. I want to have a threesome but he won’t marry a woman that would do something like that. Aint that a bitch you got a slut on standbye and you wont let that thang go.

I am not telling anyone that it’s right or wrong to cheat it is totally up to you. All I can say is be careful because a-lot of people don’t protect themselves and if they are not worried about themselves I know for damn sure they are not worried about you. Dudes ask your woman what her fantasy is you may be pleasantly surprised. The shit she is into may be way too freaky for you or vice-versa. But if you have that stuff in the open at least you can understand what that person's desires are. Women you have to realize that it is hard for a man to only be with one woman. Just as hard for you to be with one man. But what you have become accustomed to is brand new to them now. Other bitches are paying them a whole lot of attention. You know what that shit is about, other women want a dude in a relationship because they see you happy and don’t understand why it isn’t them. So you know that bitches are going to try and get at him dont get mad. That much attention is overwhelming to most cats. You have to be prepared to handle that like a woman. Not a jealous little girl. Men want to fuck as much as possible and every time he asks for a shot of ass you got every answer but the right one sooner or later he is going to go get that nut off with or without you. Dont say I didnt tell you later….BA