Friday, September 01, 2006

CONGRATS MY BOY BOOGA HAD A LITTLE GIRL TODAY

I was at the Dallas Cowboy football game yesterday, and I saw TO catch a pass. Texas stadium is hot and it smells like fucking chili cheese fries. I am not a super fat ass I don’t like the smell of chili cheese fries. Anyway I have not posted this week because I have been pretty fucking busy. I am sorry about that I am trying to take care of a few projects but I really appreciate the love and the emails that I have been getting so please keep them coming.

I am going to write a few things that are shooting through my dome….

I got in about 11 last night and I stayed up and watched the VMA’s. Okay let me say this, FUCK MTV and FUCK you if you don’t like me saying FUCK MTV. How the hell are you going to have an honest video award and the same videos were nominated for every fucking category. That Shakira bitch, the Madonna video and what ever the fuck else they were shoving down my throat. All that shit sucked. How can they have best rap video and not nominate Gnarls Barkley “Crazy” or Not EVEN FUCKING MENTION YOUNG JEEZY. Who won best rap video Black Eye Pea’s ....to be honest I don’t really like the Peas but they are being honest to themselves, and doing something different so I respect that. Beyonce won best R&B video for a fucking POP song Check up on it is not an R&B song it is a pop song. It is clear to me that MTV is being ran by a bunch of fucking idiots. This use to be the station that gave a voice to the real music fans, now all it does is what ever the fuck its sponsors tell it to do. Way to stick it to the man MTV…..fuck you. (By the way that head Pussy Cat bitch can get fucked sideways OH MY GOD she is fine)…..The best thing about the awards show was the Vanguard award that was given to Hype Williams. He is honestly one of the class acts in entertainment. If you own Belly watch it and listen to the director’s commentary. If you hear his vision of what the movie was suppose to be before the Producers fucked it up you get so much more respect for that movie man…anyway lets keep it moving……….

Again, I have been told that someone knows an editor at some publishing company or magazine and they will love my shit. I remember when I would get this news and my dick would get hard and I would start picking out cars that drove by and then after all that nothing time and time again nothing like they didnt mention it anymore. I know now to just take things in stride and keep writing.. Now let me say to be very clear thank you so much if you like my writing. I am not being an ass at all to those who really like it and tell others. It means the world to me that people write me quoting things I have written. When they talk about how much the information means to them and how it affects them, that is something I can’t describe. But please for my own sake if you know someone that is in the publishing, copywriting, advertising, any print business. Wait until you talk to them before you tell me that you are going to talk to them. I want to quit my job too bad so quit fucking with me like this...... Speaking of emails I may just post a bunch of emails I get from dudes that have used the threesome post to get some more pussy. You will not believe the shit people tell me.

Females don’t stop sending me pictures of you naked. I love it. I will not put up anything that can be traced back to you. And if you want to send pictures of you and another woman HELL YEAH I want them. I am starting a little photo gallery. Remember this can’t be done without your help so use them camera phones for what they are for……… emailing Breezy pictures of your pussy hole and you in usable positions.... :)

I love movies and here are a few movies I think yall should see. Running Scared with Paul Walker it's a fucking fantastic movie from beginning to end. The cover is right “Makes Kill bill look like a bitch ass girlie movie” I am paraphrasing. If you like gritty crime shit, real gangsta shit, this is right up your alley. Every fucking thing you can think of takes place in this movie.

Now if you want a comedy go with Grandma’s Boy, you will honestly laugh so hard you are going to fart (well I did). This movie is a from Adam Sandler’s production company so….you know what just trust me I promise you will fucking fart I think you might blow your o ring……

..And the final movie I am going to recommend is La7er Cake. It’s a Guy Richie movie if you like shit like Usual Suspects and Heat wear the criminals are smarter than everybody else (they really are by the way) Let me say just say this, I saw the first 8 mins of this movie and turned it off..... went to the store and bought it. I promise you it is that fucking good….

I will be hanging out at the Daiquiri Bar this Sunday night so please come out. My boy JClipp is going to be on the ones and twos so come have a drink with your boy. If you don’t know what I look like look for the best looking muthafucka in the club.... I will probably will be robbing his gay ass for drinking money.

And lastly.... Yes the Orgy did happen. No I didn’t take pictures. No I didn’t fuck anybody I only hosted it with some other people. If you want to be at the next one it's very simple when I put the invite out there don’t ask me if it's real.... tell me you want to fucking go. Every body had a real cool time. No relationships were destroyed and everybody kept their fucking mouths closed…well after the party that is LOL. This is your friendly neighborhood Breezy. Remember if you stay away from assholes you will stay outta shit……..