BLUE FUCKING MONKEY CRAZY

I was working at a jewelry store in the “Black” mall. It was a piece of shit job but this was in my ‘I need to work and do something positive’ stage. I had this manager that looked like the lead character in all the Iceberg slim books. His name was Robert; he was cool, laid-back as hell. He would always call me Young’un and let me get at the women that walked by the store. He would constantly say “you can stick your dick in anything in this mall as long as you meet your sales goal, I don’t care” He would lay some serious advice on me from time to time (pull my coat-another reference to the Iceberg slim books) but for the most part he was all about his store and making sure that his store made the goals. Why? Because that is what affected his bonus and everything else was bullshit in his eyes.

One day my manager told me “Breezy I need you to work at the ‘White’ mall in on the other side of town.” I thought cool it was closer to my apartment. And one day away from all this pussy dripping out of every fucking store could not hurt. I worked in the mall that was nearest the black neighborhoods in Jackson. My boy Skipp Coon will not even visit the “White” mall. Even though he doesn’t curse he still says “fuck that place man.” Jackson is a beautiful city but it is being ran by some of the stupidest fuckers that ever fell out of a nut sack. The person that is mayor right now is a son of a bitch. He is trying to do everything in his pussy ass power to put every playa that sells weed in Prison. I do have issues with the drug trade but when your fucking ends don’t meet and you can’t afford simple things like fucking cable and wireless internet you got to do what you got to fucking do. He does nothing to address the fact that if I wanted to go to the movies in the city limits of Jackson, MS that is not possible. Why there is no fucking movie theater in the FUCKING STATE CAPITAL. He concentrates on bullshit and I hope that one day he wakes up and sees that Jackson could be the best city in the nation if he invested in the people and stopped wasting time with bullshit ….I’m tripping this is about me fucking whores not my political views. Back to what you really want to know.

Okay, I get there and I see this beautiful ass new girl. I met her before when she was hired they sent her over to meet my manager. She is a lil thicker than I like but she is shaped like a golden girl from Alcorn (sorry if you aint from the south you have no idea what a fucking golden girl is shaped like, which lets me further know that my life is the shit. I have had cum sucked out of me by the finest golden girl in history….by the way she is about to get married I wonder if she would let me…never mind.) I’m at work and I really don’t think she is paying any attention to me at all. I say hello and go about my day of counting diamonds and trying to sell cloudy ass bullshit and convincing bitches that if your man got you this piece of fucking shined up bullshit he really loves you, and if he doesn’t FUCK HIM give me the pussy.

Its sales, so until they buy something tell them what ever you got to until they get their wallets out of their fucking pockets. Now at this store there was a younger manager he was in his early thirties. He was fucking the other chick that worked there. They LEFT for a ‘meeting’, so me and the golden girl are alone. She walked up to me and said the nicest thing I think I have ever heard. “Breezy I want to fuck you so bad……. I can do amazing things with my mouth.” As I have mentioned before sometimes I am told something and it kinda fucks me up so much that I can’t make a facial expression. I said okay and pulled her in the small office. I threw my hands down her panties and started sucking on her tits. She had on one of those sun dresses…..I love fucking sundresses they beg to be thrown over the back of a bitches head so you can pump all of the oil out of that pussy. Now I know that since there are only the two of us there, and both of us are in the back. Let’s just say this behavior may be frowned upon because nobody can buy shit if there is no one to sell them anything. So I asked what was she doing after she got off work. She said nothing what’s up. I got her phone number and told her that I would swing through and scoop her up.

The rest of the day I caught her staring at me as I talked to other chicks that walked by, this made her a little jealous like “didn’t this muthafucka just have his fingers in my pussy like 10 minutes ago” Yeah I did but that was ten minutes ago and I smoke weed so my memory is suspect. Right now you are on deck, and if you have already shown me that much interest I am sure you will be closed if not tonight someday very soon. I don’t work on this side of town so I got to get in all I can.

The manager and his dick sucker came back in looking like they got dressed in the fucking trunk of a car. They both smelled like used pussy and Vaseline. He asked “how was business?” I have to admit the flirting had jumped started old girl’s competitive juices; she filled out like double the applications needed for the night and got this married dude to buy a couple expensive watches. The manager was cool we sold enough shit to make the day worth wild. At the end of the night we took in all the jewelry and locked it in the safe. The manager’s favorite was having a little problem bending over bless her heart. I guess that Vaseline was not enough to lube that ass correctly. I hope she can shit but it should be fine that ass hole should be smooth both ways now. Golden Girl asked if I could give her a ride home I said yeah no problem. We jumped in the car and before I could get the seat belt on she was unzipping my pants. She said that I had to take her to her house because she lived with her mother. I said ok no problem, and I wanted to see if her mother was fine like her so fuck it.

We walked into her mother’s home and it was a normal spot you know pictures and shit a coffee table and the smell of reheated food coming from the kitchen. Her mother on the other hand was fucking blue ass monkey crazy. Golden Girl said that she and I were going to go to the movies. Her mother went outside and wrote down my fucking plate number. From there she asked for my driver’s license and wrote down not only my name and address but my fucking height and weight. I was about to ask her Bitch are you for real? Then all of a sudden Golden Girl walked in the room with an ice cream bar. She put the entire thing in her mouth and sucked it almost off the stick then she smiled at me. I asked blue monkey ass if she wanted my mother’s home number and my blood type because I was getting that bitch to the crib tonight.

We were on our way out of the door and I told her that her mother is a fucking lunatic. The bitch smiled and said that she knew and could not wait till she was able to move out. We went back to the crib and she took her shit off at the door. She had a nice body thick but no stomach and ass for weeks at a time. Her skin was light brown and it felt real smooth, she also had no stretch marks at all. I like to rub a woman all over their bodies they really respond to that. Most cats just pull out their man meat and say enjoy, but I like when a woman is ready to fuck so bad that they are dripping. Nothing is better than when a woman’s lips are fucking throbbing for you to put your dick inside her. ….sorry I got off topic what was I saying oh yeah.. I fucked her all the way up my stairs (we were inside at this point) and then we got to the room. She took off the rubber and sucked me till I came in her mouth. Then she went to the freezer, got some ice and started licking my nuts as she rubbed the ice around my dirty areas (he he they were not really dirty I just said that because I didn’t want not use nuts again) She licked around my ass but never inside; so don’t you go calling her an ass licker you have to earn that title. Before you can count too 3, I was hard as a forgetful muthafucka trying to get out of a lie. I grabbed some rubbers and turned her ass over and fucked her….well I mean very well. I like when my nuts slap against that underbelly LOL. With every bang her head went deeper into the covers. She was a squirter but I didn’t know this until I thought I was getting pissed on. And there she lay on the floor twitching and shit. And again I had that good feeling that only filling a rubber with that second nut brings. I told her we had to go before her crazy ass mother comes to my door. I would hate to call Tim to make her ass disappear. I took her home and she fell asleep in the car on the way. I dropped her off and went got something to eat at this other chic that stayed up the street from me.

The next day I was at the “Black” mall again and LA called me asking if I was gonna go to the spot tonight. He was in the other mall about to grab something to wear. I told him to go by the store and tell me about the new chick that worked there. The first thing out of his mouth was man this bitch got an ass like a fucking cannon. I know, I have 1st hand knowledge. He came by my job later that day saying the other mall aint got shit a real player would wear a bunch of fucking Geoffrey Bean shit. He and I began to discuss the previous night, then a cool girl from my store told me that the new girl can’t quit talking about me. She was friends with the manager’s little cum bucket and she said that Golden Girl will not shut up about the Breeze. I asked what was she saying, and it was the normal he is so cute and sexy bullshit. Then she said you know how old that girl is? I said nah, it never came up. She said that little girl is seventeen. My mouth open as wide as old girls did last night. I said WHAT…my girl said yeah she went to school with my little brother. She graduated a year early. I said you have to be 18 to work here and she said not if your mother or father fills out a form that gives you permission. Blue monkey bitch…what in the FUCK would this woman let her 17 year old daughter go out with a grown ass man that she doesn’t know. I called up Golden Girl and asked if this shit was true and she said with a lot of extra fucking words until I got sick of that shit and said BITCH HOW FUCKING OLD ARE YOU, I turn 18 in three months. I said I don’t give a mutha fuck are you trying to get me thrown in fucking jail. I slammed the phone down. Then I tried to get the picture of her ass shaking as she sucked the kid off on the edge of my bed out of my mind. (Yeah its still there today her ass was all jiggling and shit)

Later that night she called my phone over and over and I finally took the call. She said come outside please. THE BITCH WAS OUT THERE WITH BLUE MONKEY FUCKING CRAZY MOTHER OF HERS. She said I need to talk to you and I said the calmest thing that came to mind “BITCH ARE YOU CRAZY” in a very low tone because I was sure that her mother had a weapon of some sort. She said my mother doesn’t know she thinks that I left my credit card over here she is not going to leave until I come inside. I told her come on we went into the crib and she said that she is going to leave me alone but only if I cum in her mouth one last time……The youth what can I say, she said that she has never enjoyed giving head the way she did with me. Then I thought ……I bet some lucky ass high school football player was getting his socks knocked off by this bitch. I told her no that shit was against the law and she looked at me and said that if you didn’t want me to suck it why is it pointing at her. DAMN DICK OF MINE don’t ever change. She grabbed it and I mean in a matter of seconds she was slurping down all them kids I’ll never have to feed. She said thank you and walked out of the door. I am not sure but I know people pay for shit like that.

I never saw golden girl again and I did look for her actually all day on her birthday but I had deleted the number and there was no way in hell I was going to knock at her mother’s door. So that was that, until one day I was on campus and this dude asked me about her. I said yeah I knew who she was and he told me man she sucks the best dick in the world but be careful her momma is crazy………..