Hello fans, friends. sluts, ass suckers, joint smokers, anal tounge darters and church folk. I have again received a little why he is my best friend note from my friend and yours TonyJ AKA Jefferson Davis Hogg. He is going to teach a little lesson to all the young women out there that are shall we say under studies...
I give you the truth as seen through the eyes of the sickest man I would go to jail for and with. LOL if you need proof find the post called Open your butt cheeks it is one of my favorites.
But as I said before heeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees Tony......
Now I’ve been blessed, or maybe cursed, with being raised with and having friends who are Pussy Go Getters. Now with having this experience a lot revelations have come my way one of which I would like to write about today. The Other Woman!!! Every woman out there has either been the other woman, thought they were the other woman, or knows someone who is the other woman. Now unlike other people who will say that being the other woman is wrong or it is demeaning or my all time favorite “You’re deserve/You’re better than that girl”. Well they are all HIGHLY MISTAKEN being the other woman is the greatest perk ever given to the female form, Hell I wish I could be the other man!! Ladies you must remember in order to forego such an undertaking you must be willing to comply with certain rules and understandings.
5) Always remember YOU ARE THE OTHER WOMAN you are awarded certain rights… ie undivided attention when you’re with him, no talk about the main lady, a meal at least once a week. BUT, you’re also given certain restrictions… ie Shut the fuck up when he’s on the phone, Asking the questions “who is that you’re talking to? & where are you going?” and Nagging continuously about leaving her to be with you.
4) As the other woman your time is null and void. He spends time with you when HE wants to spend time with you, now as mentioned before if he is with you then his time should be devoted to you but if at any moment something comes up and he has to cancel or if he has to cut your time short Sorry fo ya but as the other woman that is the path you decided to take.
3) Do you know what percentage of his money belongs to you NONE!!!! You as the other woman you get what he gives you NO MORE all this “Can I hold? Let me have? That’s not enough!” is bull shit Tramp, I have a wife/main lady you need to be thanking God on high that I bought you some Chee-toes. And on the off chance that the person reading this is a kept woman…. Keep on keeping on you have made it to the major leagues, just a reminder you still need to watch it though cause asking for the wrong amount will find you back in the 82 Olds Cutlass with the sticking turn signal.
2) Keep your personal problems to your damn self!! I can guarn-damn-tee that the man does not give a care that you’re scared of falling for him or that you’re worried about were this relationship is going. Get in, Shut up and Ride follow that and you may find an extra 20 mins of love and devotion in your Christmas stocking.
1) Last but certainly not least your body is an open canvas!! Trust me ladies if you are the other woman the first thing on his mind was throwing a party on that pussy not how great your personality is. Therefore what ever he brings to the table you need to be accepting cause chances are he going to go places with you his bottom broad won’t whether that is anal, oral, or watching you rub last holiday’s fruit cake on your stomach if he asks you to do it your answer better always be YES!!! ( AND YOU BETTER LEARN TO SWALLOW)
Breeze sorry about the rant padna but if these women want to play the game they need to know the rules of the game.
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Damn... girls have a heart, they are human beings... indeed the other woman shouldn't fall in love with the guy coz she already knows he's taken... but most of the girls fall in love with that dude who please them. if u guys hate that, then u better save ur dick for ur wife who keeps cryin everynight waitin for u to come back home...
LMAOOOOO!!!! So many truths in such small paragraphs. That was funny as hell. Breeze, I swear you got the coolest friends on earth. I'm jealous.
~Crys~
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