Little Boy Shit

I just ended a phone conversation with my boy Mark Will he says that the people in his office enjoyed the last post. So I guess I have to talk about the night that permently put me off on looking after other peoples kids. For this to make sence I have to describe Ally's apartment. It was a normal two bedroom, so when you walked in you were in the living room/dining room. This is where I slept on a very comfortable couch. You look straight ahead and you look in Ally's son's room his name is LJ. LJ's room was connected to the bathroom there was a hallway door and a door that went right into his room. (This door is very important it plays somewhat of a role in the story that is about to be told.) Now all the way at the end of the hallway was Ally's room I like to call it the room I fucked the fool shit out of her sister :) I'm a night owl I have never been one of those people that really needed allot of sleep well I do but I never get any because, I always find things to do that keep me up, and before you know it, time to make the doughnuts. So one night it is about 3:30-4a.m. and I am on the phone with Ava (She is back in Baton Rouge) we are talking about the things people our age talk about; my dick, her pussy, and politics of course. Ally has a guy over and her door is closed she has allot of guys over now, guess there is no way to get back that love we once had. I call it, looking for love in all the wrong dicks, o'well I was never taught how to care. Anyway I am having a nice conversation with Ava when all of a sudden I notive that LJ's tv is on. I walk to his room and I look at him and he is standing in front of his little tv wearing a t-shirt and no bottoms. I am not comfortable with a little boy wearing no bottoms and since I have no previous experience in 9 year olds not wearing underwear I ask him is anything wrong. He says the following "Yeah I was laying in bed and I had to do-do so I did, I threw my underwear over there." As SOOOOOOOOOOOOON as he said that I looked down and right in front of me was this dudes spiderman shitty ass drawls, and the very second I saw them I smelled them. I told Ava let me call u back this little sum bitch has has painted this spiderman brown(She didnt get it). There are not many things in this world that might or might not smell like hot kid shit in the early a.m. and I hope to God I never find out the rest of em. So I don't know what to fucking say, I dont want the little muthafucka fucked up ,eating jello, not getting any pussy behind this shit. I tried talking him through it,"LJ it's okay man you probably just ate something that tore your fucking stomach up. My mom gave me castor oil once and sent me to school I shit from my third grade class all the way to my grandfaters house, and I turned out okay (well sorta). This is what we are gonna do little buddy just get that off the floor and put it in this plastic bag ( went into the kitchen and got me a Kroger for that youngsters diaper). You just get in the shower wash up and get back in bed. I am sure there can't be any shit in your bed kid cuz this bag has to weigh like twelve pounds. I walked out of the room thinking I handled that pretty fucking good. I put that little christmas gift outside the door to ward off any pesky dictionary salesmen, and back to my comfort zone. I tell Ava what happens, she asked if he was alright I said in a disturbed voice "I'm not." I am on the phone for a few mins and then I notice I don't hear a shower. I walk back into the room and this lttle boy is BACK in front of the tv wearing that same shirt this little nasty ass has not moved. I asked him in a very calm voice get the fuck out from in front of that fucking tv before I slapped the (wait a min can't say shit) hell out of him. ( I normally don't hit children but Damn) He took off his shirt, I walked out of the room back to the couch I tell his Aunt she is laughing poor kid he aint got a chace his entire family is fucked up but it is okay for me to laugh cuz well its funny. I am there for about another 5 mins still no shower. I walk back to his door the little boy has his hands and legs spread apart and is jumping up and down naked infront of the television. I scream at him to get in the fucking shower. I know all of North Houston heard me, his mother never came out of her room. This kid better play a sport and get a pro contract that is the only way he will get love from his sorry ass mom. I watch the naked little boy walk in the bathroom through the door that was connected to his room. I heard the water come on. Back to the couch I notice no shower still running water, i wait exactly 13 mins. Now that is a long time to be running water non-stop in fucking tub. (Test that shit when you get home tonight). I walk to the door that goes from his bathroom to his bedroom and this little boy(I am not going to call him anything but a little boy because it cant all be his fault) is on his hands and knees rocking back and forth with his ass pointed away from the water like he is a pony. This time I threaten to tell the little kids he plays withaccross the street that he shitted in the bed and he doesnt know how to wash his ass. I leave the room because at this point fuck it if he don't care I most certinly dont give a rats ass. He comes out of his "medatation" and gets into bed. I took off the sheets and I was right he let spiderman did get the shitty end of the deal, the sheets escaped unharmed but because of health code regulations I took them off. I know just waiting on the pope to call me to make me a saint. I ended up sleeping until about 12 By that time everyone had stepped over the bag that was in front of the fucking door at least one time and nobody said she or asked what happened. I walked it to the dumpster and I told Ally what happened she laughed and said well now you know what to do when it happens to your son. At this time my son was almost 2 years old if he shit on hisself he lost his fucking mind until he was changed. I dont have a funny wrap up for this one this is the story. I am not going to even read over it and correct the spelling fuck it there it is. Take a moment and try and gain your composuer. Lj is a good kid and that was by far the most bizarre shit that happened but now Ally has a really stand up guy in her life. I just hope that she does right by him. The kid has a postive influence and he is the type of dude who works comes home and just wants a beer 2 loose newports and a shot of pussy to keep him cool. So I guess everything is in the process of working itself out. To end on a very positve note that little dude aunt has some really good pussy. I have to give a couple shout outs to LA ,Tony Happy Birthday BOY you shit, Robert Mac,Z and the underground killer Skipp Coon. Marc Will
Holla JACK

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