MARC's OFFICE

I've gotten another question from MARC's (happy you bastard I spelled it correctly) office apparently them fuckers get paid to fuck off and surf the net. Apparently I should have picked a better major in college, but the following questions have been asked several times "Does he have a girlfriend?" "Does she read his blog?" Yeah I do have a girlfriend and I have invited her to read my blog but she is not interested. She says anything that happened to me before her, isn't important. She knows about my past she knows ALL THE stories when I met her and we started to get into a relationship I told her everything. I feel its realy important to be completely honest with someone when you are starting a relationship. You really need to let people know what kind of sorry piece of shit you are. She did read the letter to Brandon and the post about the little kid that was shot in LA, by the way both of those are pretty good you can find them by clicking on the months on the side. (They are not Funny so no cheap laughs there) She reads my poetry and I write her letters but thats all that interest her.
You know that brings up a good point quit fucking lying all the time. That most commonly asked question is "How can you go from being with allot of chics to being in a relationship." Yeah I like to fuck allot more than most teenagers, it kinda takes over my life not saying that I'm addicted to sex becase that is the biggest fucking lie since Christmas (Pegan Holiday Christ was born in the summer, check the description given in the Bible you don't heard sheep in the winter. I know that is gonna fuck someone up) That my sound CRAZY coming from me but I am a firm beliver that relationships are fantastic until people start playing games. You know the games I am writing about "I don't want to lose this but I really want to fuck that", "I am going to stick around until I am in a position to move."Shit I know he/her getting theirs so I'm gonna get mine. THE FUCKED UP PART is that most of these are the excuses of women.
I'm gonna tell you what yo mama's 1970's sucking dick ass never did (Hey, I'm sure my dad ate all the pussy that was presented to him trust me your parents have the exact same sex drive as you, just think about it: ) The best, very best thing for you is to be fucking honest. Never tried that shit have you? Normally women are not honest with themmselves or the person they are with and men well God help us we lie so we dont have to deal with the truth. The truth is painful shit man. You gotta realize that all that good fucking you did, shit everybody did it. I know chicks that went away to school just to fuck everybody they came accross. You gotta grow your punk ass up and just say okay if we are going to be together just do right by me and I'll do the same. Now the thing with me is the very second you tell me some shit and it don't add up it goes in a box and depending on how good shit is between us determines the size of your box. Once you fill that box I tell you point blank I don't want to do this shit no more I think you are full of shit. I am going to go and meet some pussy get yo shit. End of the saga. Now some people can get away with certian things because they have earned the right but trust me NOBODY gets away with blatent disrespect. It took me a while to master this but I really can turn off all emotion and hurt a chics feelings (Defence Mechinism), But some hoes if they say Breezy you are driving too fast, I would have fucked your bestfiend, End of story. I know, I know that is some difficult shit but wouldnt life be better if you knew that sorry motherfucker has 5 kids, or if you knew that bitch sucked the dick of the whole football team in ONE NIGHT (Oh by the way fellas Im not sure if you know of this little loophole but she can say that head doesnt count when it comes to her you might ask if she has had sex she can say no these bitches are wild)
Just allow time to develope trust, once the bad shit is out there all you can do is really work on it or not deal with it. You have to learn how to make people feel important and like they matter to your decision making process. And if its real you don't have to force intamacy(that was so pussy LOL LA is gonna laugh his ass off at that) Everything either works from there or it doesnt. Life is going to give you enough shit to make all the other shit interesting, bills, crazy realatives, all that type shit just enjoy the ride. Also and this is really(r*100) the most important thing, you have to be able to realize when it is over. Don't go crazy trying to make someone love you that doesnt. I have been bitten in the ass by this one. (I'm human you assclowns why do you think I have this thick skin now) Be honest tell them motherfuckers"You are full of shit, Listen you can't fuck, HEY BITCH YOU FUCKING UP MY CREDIT, look I need somebody who knows how to fucking read, damn I'm not happy, this shit is getting old to me, Look I really want to fuck this person at work so could you just get the fuck out of my house. Yeah somepeople might call you hoe, or whatever but you want to get rid of they ass anyway. Or on the other end of that respect that person for not dragging this shit out and hurting you. I mean you knew this shit was coming to an end one day.
Listen I hope this helps someone if not I could really give a shit because it helps me. P.S. I love you lefty.

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