When I moved to Houston

I was living in Mississippi and one day I realized that I wanted to move. It didn't have anything to do with me not liking where I was from I love Mississippi. It honestly is one of the greatest places in the world. Its not the kind of love that people have here in Texas where kids take Texas History for 8 straight years (Brainwashing). But it is something you really can't understand unless you are from the south. You kinda realize some things when you go to other states and traffic sucks, people suck, and the generic stores are all the same. I guess like everyone's home Mississippi is mine and well, there is no place like it. But I have always been one of those people that knew everybody and if I didn't know me they always knew someone who would vouch for me. I wanted to know that I could make my own way in the world you know that bullshit they sell you in the movies. I looked at several places but for some reason I selected Houston, TX. I knew a girl who lived out here, she graduated from law school and was teaching until she took the bar, and she and I were pretty cool. We fooled around like three years earlier but nothing serious, we never had sex. I asked if I could stay with her until I found a job. She said yes and she expained that her son lived with her and she had rules. First let me say I have never in my life have had a problem getting a job, but I never realized that it probably had allot to do with the fact that I knew every fucking body. I started looking and well, do you ever watch the news and they always talk about companies that are going belly up but you don't think it is a big fucking deal at all because it is states away from you, seems like it's different world. Well here there was this little happening called Enron. Because of Enron I COUND NOT FIND A JOB FOR SHIT. I filled out applications EVERWHERE at Wal-Mart, gas stations, fucking Ruby Tuesdays, not to mention every company that had a sign in plain view. If you didnt know somebody you are fucked in the game. I drove to Houston with all my stuff packed in my car thinking to myself "yeah in about two weeks Ill be working and by the end of the month Ill be in an apartment." How can I put this, that was shall we say FUCKING WRONG. I got here in June and ALL I DID was fill out applications, if not in person I was online. I went to interviews and there were fucking accountants and programmers and 10-15 year Office Managers that were sitting next to me. This was everywhere even at the million temp agencies where a buch of fake ass promises are made. I finally got hired in September with Americorps. Now I told the girl I was staying with(lets call her Ally) that I am staying here but I am not trying to hook up with her. At the time she was happy with this, I told her I am looking for a gig and when I get it Im out. Well after about 1 1/2 months with no loving (I was going through allot emotionally at this time if a man can't earn a check he needs something to make him feel like a man so I started meeting chics, at the store, the pool, and sometimes even in the parking lot.) So slowly I starting Nailing just about everyone I could get too. Well after I got the okay for the AmeriCorps job Ally's older and very attractive sister came into town. You know how it is you have Ally who is the cool everyday looking girl who works really hard and is always fun at parties who would be a great catch if it wasn't for the fact that she was a fucking two faced slut that talked about everybody behind their back so I know she talked about me, and then you have her sister (Ava) who is smoking hot and when she gets there Ally kinda disappers. Well when she 1st walked through the door I take one look at this bitch and just leave the fucking apartment, because well to be honest I was going to ask her to let me fuck her in the bath room. Now I didn't know this until later but she took her bags in Ally's room and asked her Who is he? God he is sexy? You should see me in sweats I am pretty fucking hot... Anyway the first night I dont say anything Ally calls over one of her friends and they get all dressed up and Ava walks into the room with this black form fitting dress. Let me see if I can draw a picture for you, there are allot of fine girls in the world (Thank GOD) but many of them never become a woman many don't know how to present themselves how to walk how to hold a conversation that is what Ava is a fucking woman. She is about 5'7, she is light brown with these caramel eyes that look like contacts and she is from Baton Rouge so she has this accent that is AMAZING. She was also wearing Chanel perfume and and those french Charles Jordan shoes (You know I know that good shit baby). She looked like the wife of a succesful man, she was perfect just like that bullshit verse every rapper uses "a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets." I stared at her and I let her know I was staring at her. They came home pretty late I was asleep on the couch (my home at the time). The next day after I was up Ava was in the kitchen cooking breakfast in the tightest jeans I have ever seen and buddy I go looking for women in tight jeans. She and I started a conversation about something but it held my attention that is good because I get really bord talking to uninteresting people. She gave me a manicure and I asked her if she had a man. After that I told Ally that I thought her sister was cute she said "What you telling me for tell her" I took that as a green light according to Tony that is the exact oppisite of how it should have been taken. So that night we went go to a place here called Cabo it was on Richmond Dr. and at the time on Saturday night it was the hot spot. You could see pro ball players, every rapper in town, weather they were from Houston or just visiting, that always made the ladies show up. Cabo is a restaurant that has a club in the back and behind that was this very large patio. We were all at a booth next to the bar and after allot of drinks they left the table and walked to the club area. When they left a group of girls came to the table and since the spot was so crowed asked if I would mind sharing. I said yeah, ALL of them were hot so I kicked it with them for a second, that is when I met Toni, Brit, and Fat Ass (can't remember her name sorry you should have fucked but to be honest she was off the hook only her ass was fat everything else was perfect) I left them the table and walked to the club area. I can dance but I really don't like too unless I am on home turff, BUT you know who was on the floor and reggie was playing. It was one of those great moments where I know all I had to do was take control and just enjoy the vibe of the night. I walked up behind her and put my arm aroung her waist. She turned around I saw just a little sweat dripping off her forehead as she moved closer, and (Sorry to all players but I am not a player I am a dude that likes making women cum really hard) I KISSED her in the middle of the dance floor it took balls but I say fuck it she was the baddest bitch there she can get some, she kissed back. I am considered an out of towner and nobody knew me so fuck it I can always say nah that wasnt me. We walked to my car as soon as we were in we started kissing like crazy I lifted her shirt and went in on the tits, I am in a fucking zone I dont give a shit right now I am 2 seconds from letting back my seat and plowing her ass, at this point there is a knock at my passenger side window, Ally says "I guess yall ready to go." Now to further show she is a hater Ally asked me to go to her friends house and pick up her son. This was way, way, way out of the way if you know anything about Houston Ally lived in Greenspoint and we were on Richmond that is about an hour drive (fucking hater). So me and his aunt picked him up and took him back to the apartment. Ally called from somewhere, and said that she was not coming home that night she was chilling with somebody. I don't remember who it was and I didn't give a shit. We went into her sisters room and I fucked that female until the eyebrow fillers she penciled in melted down her face. Both ends of the bed, on the floor, until she started crying and passed out. (Man that was some good pussy.) So the next day Ally is kinda acting like she does not like me at all everthing I say is on her nerves. At the time I didnt care cause I fucked her hot sister and her hot sister was telling her that Brezzy lays dick all the fucking way down. Ha ha well you see I kinda forgot who I was living with. But the hell with it I'm only going to be in these good sex years for about 30 more years and good pussy like this should never be wasted on some sorry ass motherfucker. So I fucked her sister in the living room the night before she left. Pussy was so good I said hell I didnt have a job, so I took that pussy home to Baton Rouge (I am going to get shit about that from Tony and LA but fuck them I got more shit on them than than ex-lax got on charmin). Her home was beautiful by the way very nice digs. I was kinda feeling this one she could cook had good sence and great pussy I am really not a hard person to please. I went back to Houston and we started talking on the phone all the time she stopped calling for her sister and started calling for me. One Sunday Ally said her mother was coming into to town and she needed me to leave her house the bitch says that after I helped her clean up the entire crib and when her mom was about 2 hours out. I packed my shit and called the only person in the world I loved up to that point. She is an engineer with an oil company out here I told her the entire story, she and I were actually in a relationship once. She knows when she doesnt get the whole story so I didnt bullshit her. She was really understanding laughed at me and let me stay there until I got my own crib. She didnt let me get in her bed or anything close to that, trust me that ship sunk many years ago. She is the one that really got away so out of respect I will not say her name. GOD forbid that anyone ever knows that she ever wasted her time with me. I was allot worse in my early twenties I blame it all on Tony and the sex crazed women that always seem to find me. She was a fantastic girl but I was way to immature. Anyway she let me get my shit together and I helped her move into her fantastic looking house as payment. There are a few other sub stories that I'll share in the future, like the girl that ran track for Grambling that paid me to fuck her(dreamboat body shipwreck face you know what I'm talking about, hey I was going through a tough time and I needed the money dont judge me) also the night Ally's son shitted on himself (TONY'S favorite story of alltime). And Toni, Britt and Fat Ass (Can't remember your name you should have fucked me) But yeah Ally ended up marrying a really cool dude he is good to her son. In NO way does she deserve him but anyway. I dont talk to Ava anymore I went through a phase where I thought that my sex drive was ruining my life. So I kinda just stopped calling her. I still think about her sometimes, but once you turn a page you should never turn back, espically if you have moved on. Not sure if this one is funny but like everything on this blog it is all true. Holla

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