Our friend is going to die

Okay lets start by saying that I am really proud of my girl Etta she is doing her rotations (just finished med school sorry her and her twin sister just finished med school and WOW she is so stupid ass fine. She runs three miles a day) She has started her own blog she has a few post, but since I have been burned by a few of my friends that start blogs and put up like two post. I am going to wait till she puts up a few posts before I add her link to the right side of the page. For now here is the link to her blog http://the-meantime.blogspot.com/ speaking of the links on the right if you have never read or checked any of them out you really should. (NOT NOW MUTHAFUCKA YOU GOT READING TO DO)
First let’s discuss the following comment on my last posting it went as follows: I fucking Hate you Brad Fuck you bitch i hope you fucking die... YOu aint shit i hope you fucking die BASTARD Posted by Anonymous 8:53 PM Well let me be the first to thank you for your comment, but to be honest I really don’t know who the fuck you are and to add to that I really could give a Lully Fuck. I have no idea if you are a man or woman but I hope you are a woman or at least a female.(You know that some females are only bitches and nut sucking sluts) If you have a problem with me as a person or something that I have written please calm down get a piece of paper write out your issues and mail it to me. When I get that I’ll be sure to wipe my ass with your emotions and pain. I hope if you are a woman your dick gets bigger but internet threats are too middle school even for me. I posted your comments even though you don’t like me so I hope you are happy.
Sorry for all that now lets talk about ONE of the New Orleans drives. When we were in college we all waited tables (LA, TonyJ, RobMac, Breezy) so we basically got paid everyday and every opportunity we had to get drunk and go out of town we did it. The a month of April one year RobMac and I were in a different state every four days. Now for the most part everyone in college drinks a lot of liquor, not me and my friends we drink way too much liquor I know by the time I am 50 my bladder will be removed. Having said that I have times in my life when I really get attached to a type of liquor. During this time it was the scoundral of them all vodka. Vodka is the posin of Satin when taken in large ammounts and that is really the only way I dare take it. I live by the saying why you bullshitting you don’t get drunk with sips you get drunk with swallows. I got a large bottle of vodka on the way down and started drinking. When we left Jackson and yes you guessed it I had an empty stomach.(damn I was stupid) I got the liquor but forgot to get food or juice to mix it with. I had a bottle of gatoraide in the back of TonyJ’s truck so I used it, hey it is the drink of champions. Now kids here is the formula to DRUNK WAY TO FUCKING FAST (that name has been copywritten ©YoungBreezy.com) You pour out all but a corner of the gatoraide. I like to pour it on ants so that they can become the superstong ants that kick all the other ants asses.(I know I got issues does not began to address how fucked up I am) Then you refill the bottle with that sweet evil bitch VODKA……yeah I was fucked up sideways in no time. Before we got to New Orleans it was a 3 ½ trip I figured out that I gave way too much super juice to the ants because this shit was burning the shit out of my chest. So I switched it to grape soda.(Okay I have to say this for the love of your hearts, minds, and bodies please don’t ever do this unless you are trying to die if that’s the case knock yourself out.) We finally get to the Big Easy and we go to see our boy T.Avery who attended University of New Orleans at the time. I looked at TonyJ when I stumbled out of the suv. I walked to the front of the truck and told TonyJ “hey tony you are my best…..as I did this I fell back to lean on his truck. Well apparently the truck with its sneeky ass backed up on me and I fell down on the fucking ground. T.Avery grabbed me and helped me to his room.
We are in there about 5 mins and someone says something about getting some………..thing to smoke;) I am what some uncultured would call a &*%$head. I just feel that well fuck it I wanted to see how fucked up I could get (This Time) Now I can not forget to mention I can barely stay awake going up the street to the home of the person who going to allow us to purchase us the happy smoke..(LOL, I may still run for office and if I get in I’m leagalizing it in in all boarder states) Okay we get some decent low grade hood rat happy smoke. Now I am so fucked up I am seeing everything at Matrix speed. I saw a fly flap its wings you are not shit until you saw that shit with the naked eye. We leave UNO and go and check in our hotel. If you read the story of when I got my car (YOU MISS THIS DICK DON’T YOU March 10, 2006) you will see that I have a little problem with vomiting at and on people..
We are in the lobby of some hotel I don’t remember them but I bet they remember my muthafucking ass. It is taking a really long time to get a room I got to throw up all this fucking really(honestly I don’t have a word to describe the shit in my stomach) I see one of those ash trays that are sand at the top. I walk over too it and pick up the top “what do you know its hollow inside” I throw up in it before anyone sees me. Time number two I am getting fans all female I bet I look so sexy. The third time I think I was on empty and I put the cover back on top. TonyJ grabbed me he saw the last installment of here comes the inner lining of Breezy’s insides. They take me outside and there are like 3 chics outside they are all bad as hell you guessed it I threw up right in front of them…I bet I could have fucked one of them. RobMac helped me to the room. I passed out on the bed it was about 3:30 P.M. I have no memories of anything that happened after that. The only report of someone who seemed concerned with my well being was RobMac I heard he said that we have to get Breeze some food if we don’t he is going to die. They got me like two cheese burgers and left me in the hotel I didn’t die so I am sure that I was not suppose too. Thank God my friends are not the type of dudes that put their nuts in your face when you are asleep. I woke up to the room door opening it was the boys and it was about 6 hours later they had food God I Love them. I took a shower and got dressed we went out and had a fantastic time. Lots of drinks met a lot of chics and had a great time that I don’t remember. So remember kids once you get all the bullshit out of your system things really start to look up for you….Next time Kiddies Im going to talk about the girl I took to get an abortion, and you guessed it, yep it was my kid………nah that one is waaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy too fucked up but it will be in that arena.

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