You miss me really?

Hey baby, I know, I know it’s been a minute, but when I wasn’t on my grind you know I was thinking about you. Now come on don’t bother me with questions tell me what have you been up too. You were on the verge of doing some big things so I had to step away for a quick second. I had to give you enough time to forget what you didn’t like about me and make you miss everything you did. So what’s up let me come through a little later, I’ll bring a little something to eat and a little to drink we can sit back turn the TV and the lights off and just talk. You know I miss how soft that body of yours is; if it’s cool I’ll give you a little back rub that should make you forgive me then what ever happens after that is between you and me. You know every woman needs a bone in the closet…… you can take that phrase how ever you want……huh? Nah I promise I won’t write about it…….unless it’s funny.

I got a call from this sexy ass light skin woman with the long black hair. Super nice body got her own shit you know money and crib. (yeah bitches we look for that shit just like yall do) It’s perfect she is a GROWN ASS WOMAN…. no roommate, no other motherfuckas at her crib just me her and the possibility of me swinging dick like Mayweather throwing jabs. I pull up in the front and she opens the door. I walk up the walk way and she greets the kid with a Heineken (If this shit ever gets published I better get free beer for life)

We sit on couch and she turns the big screen and we start talking about nothing really. Then here comes the kissing shit. I really don’t like kissing at all but I can smell she Scoped it up for me. Now it is true I have done some kissing in the past, but I think that should be saved for someone you really a damn about. I know there has been at least one dick in this girl’s mouth…… possibly right before I got here. (You think men are the only ones who knock out two and three a day you better get your head out of your ass and peep game) As a personal favor to everyone you are fucking ladies go on and shoot a fresh coat of toothpaste and mouthwash in that hoe before a player come through. That way he doesn’t feel like throwing up when you rub tongues. We talk and she gives me the bullshit, “This is your first time over here you aint going to get any tonight.” I hate light skinned cute chicks they think the sun rises and sets for their asses. I quickly diffuse the situation by saying “no biggie I got some back up head in case you tripping.” She called me an asshole I said thanks.

Now when it’s the first time I go to a chicks crib I like to make sure that they feel as comfortable as possible. They already have nerves you know “I hope he doesn’t see flaws in me or my home” I like to get that out of their head so if they see I am relaxed they can follow suite. I compliment everything from the smell in the air to their taste in furniture, unless their shit looks like shit then I just laugh. Why let them think that shit is banging if it aint,(I got that from Marc Will) I might not fuck but at least I got something to make fun of them about when they say they would never give me no pussy…LOL yeah I have laughed my self out of a lot of ass. But honesty, simple courtesy goes a long way, so if she does have a nice home let a woman know.
You must adjust this for each tax bracket, that means if you dealing with a six or seven digit female acknowledge their taste and show proper grooming if you don’t have this you should call your grandmother. Back to my story if you have questions about how to handle that type shit shoot them to me personally bawriter@gmail.com ,

I ask her why is it someone so beautiful isn’t seeing anyone she replied that she does but they always seem to go crazy. “What do you mean?” Well there was this one guy from my office and he was cool at first but then he became so possessive. He gets mad if he sees me talking to someone else. (I didn’t find out till later but the cat whooped her ass and that is why she broke it off) She said that after they stop seeing each other he still tries to push up on her. After we talked a little and kissed a lot more I started in with the intimate questions. What is the freakiest thing you have ever done? “Well nothing to compare to you Mr. Throat Skeeter, but there was once when I was seeing a guy he bought another couple over and well… we switched partners.” OMG I can’t believe that I just told you that. (Okay the moment you hear anything that sounds like I gave you more than I had intended, your golden because she has become more comfortable than she even realizes.)

From there I explained that everyone tries things when they are in relationships especially if they really are in love with their partner. There are many men that never ate pussy until they met that one girl now they don’t see anything wrong with it. I don’t judge people when it comes to sex, sometimes it takes more to make some people cum than others. Your very sexy I can imagine doing all types of things to you to make sure that you melt every time I put my fucking fingers on you. (I have no idea where that shit comes from it has to be the lack of blood in my head because my dick was hard as that first time you almost beat Super Mario brothers on Nintendo.)

I picked her up wrapped her legs around my waist and walked her into her bedroom, and laid her on the bed. I snapped that bra off and released them titties. I really aint a titty dude but damn this bitch has some SEXY ASS TITTYS. Nice, very nice, damn she has some sexy ass titties I mean GOT DAMN she has some sexy ass titties. I slid my fingers inside her and started making circles on the top of her pussy using my thumb to rub her clit. (You got to be able to multi-task) The second I started she raised both of her legs straight up in the air and wrapped my head up. SO (fuck I hate admitting this bullshit) yeah I ate it…..not long enough for her to nut she started wilding out and said “ST….ST…… ST….ST…..Oh God……Oh FUCK……SSSSSS……..stop.” I hear stop and I stop don’t fuck around boys cause the very worst thing you can do is get a fucking rape charge. I don’t know all the penalties but NONE OF THEM can be good.

She told me that we were getting too far out of hand. She could not believe I had her in the bed and I was there less than an hour she has never let anyone do this before.(I wonder when I lie is it that easy to spot) I laid on my back and she moved her head to my chest. When she was laying on my chest I slipped out the RED BARON (what you don’t have a nic-name for your dick) She looked at it and started rubbing it. I asked her to “give him a kiss”, she took that and ran slap off with that little suggestion. I wanted her to cum also but as the saying goes “if you don’t cum when I cum you cum when I come back.” She took my amazing graces with a gulp and a smile. We talk from time to time but she hasn’t asked me back. I didn’t really get it until I talked to TonyJ about it. He said that she isn’t looking for a fuck buddy she is looking for a MAN. She gave you enough to go crazy until you get the rest. She is trying to put you in the COBRA CLUTCH. As you know this is a grown as woman, if she had someone else you would be safe but she doesn’t so you were on the top of the list. After that conversation I don’t even tell her hello anymore. I can’t do it if I settle down completely then what would I have to share with my fans. I figure my life is my art and when I stop fucking beautiful women with mental problems how the fuck will you make it through your work day without wanting to kill that bitch that keeps asking you where your going for lunch.

What have I been up too?
I got my second promotion inside of two years and I got a job writing for an online web site that is going to print in August so be looking out for it the web address is http://www.unsignedthemagazine.com/

How is your son?
My son is doing great he just graduated from pre school, proudest day of my life.

Are you still coming to Oakland in June?
As far as I know yes but I got to check to see if that is still going to happen.

What are you listening too right now?
Lil Wayne “Greatest Rapper Alive pt 2”
Devin The Dude "Waiting to Inhale"
Dave Barnes “Chasing Mississippi”

What is up with the book?
I want to be honest, I don’t know. I was working with some amazing people but both of them have so many of their own projects going on. I just may pay them for what they have so far and take it to print myself. It is still up in the air but as soon as I have something nailed down I’ll tell you. I should have kept my mouth closed about it until it was farther along. You live and you learn I am new to introducing a product just as I am new to being an artist but when it is ready I will defiantly let the world know.

What happened to the dentist chick you were thinking about getting with?
It was a waste of time, I tried but I don’t chase shit but money

Who is in your bed right now?
A piece of hot pussy with a strippers body, why you know someone who loves to be loved and not bothered tell them to send me a pic my email is at the top of the page.

You ever NOT fuck who you wanted to fuck.
Yeah that happens all the time. I guess the really good girls know that I am not looking for anything but material to write about. That sounds so much better than Pussy, and lime green sticky.

What will your next post be about?
I guess chicks I wanted to fuck but didn’t that sounds like some real shit. I am also going to put my will on the site. It will be a living document but the world can read where I want every dime going. Hey check it out if I know you I may leave your stanking ass something……..

PEACE
The Mississippi Breeze
O.Breezy One Kenobi
Breezy The Kid
Strawberry Breeze The Human Throat Lozenge
I am so fucking focused right now.