I met this chic that went to a private school not far from the public school I attended. Her name was well lets just call her MAA. I met her in the typical type college shit AKA party by the way she is a AKA. I hate to do this but in all honesty when I met MAA she was without a doubt the sexist bitch I had ever seen. I got her number we talked on the phone one day, next day she came over and we fucked like dogs. I hope this doesn't offend anyone but MAA was my sexual equal she loved to fuck all the time anywhere. We were out once at Red Lobster and she got mad at me cause she wanted to hold me dick while I was eating. Every friend I had would stare at her and my boy Tony, honestly would take her pussy if she wasn't fucking me.
It went on for a while but like every sleeze bucket son of a bitch that meets the best pussy head combo he ever got(Best Pussy = VS from Atlanta, GA; honorable Mention AJ from Baton Rouge, LA , Best Head= Jennifer from STL, Heat from LSU honorable Mention, Best Pussy Head Combo MAA:). Drama will always come there were way too many things to even list here like the number of people that lived next to me she fucked, and the time I broke into her apartment, to even write about but I will try to hit the bullet points before I get started my friends were always looking for alternative ways of making money although we all had a job, we looked for extra income. Ill leave it at that. But here we go
1. Met MAA
2. Broke up with my girl friend at the time (Mistake #1)
3. Introduced her to my Aunt and Uncle (Lived in the general area where I went to college)
4. Cut off all my outside Poon. (Mistake #2)
5. She moved in my apt (MISTAKE #3)
6. I told her about the ways me and the click got change (just damn stupid)
7. I was in a car accident (Thanks TONY)
8. She started getting fat.
8a. I started fucking all of her soroity sisters
9. I realized that no one woman can satisfy me in bed. (Character Flaw can't help it)
9a. She slimmed back down.
10. Came to her apt one night and there were a bunch of other dudes over there this resulted in she and I getting into a major altercation.
10a. She and I started yelling at each other
10b. She threw a Winnie the Pooh music box at me and boke it across my back.
10c. She picked up a telephone and beat me in the head and face with it while I was trying to leave.
10d. I choked her and threw her across the bed (You have to picture a head-lock that turned into a flip, she almost cleared the bed:)
10e. She didn't clear the bed :(
10f. The bed broke in half./
10g. She called the cops and said that I broke in her apartment and attacked her. When They showed up I was leaning against the couch with a bloody face asking for a cigarette.
10h. The cop gave me a cigarette and took me to my apartment.
10i. We broke up
10j. Tony went to go get his baseball hat and laughed at her apartment and still at me to this day.
11. We got back together
12. Tony and I moved into the Apartment complex that she was an assistant manager (MISTAKE #4 major mistake because she also lived there)
13. She started to gain weight again.
14. I have now starting banging everything that I said no too when the relationship started.
15. She and I break up again
16. She looses the weight I come back(Never let it be said I cant give people the benefit of the doubt)
17. Did I mention how good this pussy was?
18. I think I love her and we go to New Orleans
19. I blew an amount of cash that I will never say out loud.
20. We came back in town she said she was going to get me from work and she didn't. It was raining that night so I walked to her apartment and kicked in the door, I did this twice but I cant remember the other time I kicked in her door. Big fight I leave without the cops this time.
21. We break up again.
22. Coming home from the bar I worked (Strickly Business) I stopped at a pool party she was there I danced with her co worker and got hit on by a few of her friends. I was about to nail the sister of this chic I use to fuck with and she walked up and asked me to walk her home. (We did live in the same apartment complex)
23. Walked her to her door she invited me in I fucked her in half, and it was the worst sex I ever had. She passed out I put on my cloths and came home to find this girl named Latonya in my bed. I didn't smash her but she drove me to waffle house and sometimes that is better than sex.
24. Next day Maa called me and said why were you hitting on all my friends? I said I didn't she thought I was lying and she did the following
: Got my two best friends fired from their jobs, got me and Tony evicted from our players paradise (that was the name of our apartment by the way) stole $2000 of savings out of my stash she knew where it was and how to get to it, called EVERYONE THAT KNEW HER AND ME AND SAID THAT I WAS TRYING TO KILL HER. Her father is an attorney and her folks got paper. This bitch even told my aunt and uncle that I was trying to kill her because I was a drug dealer and so were all my friends. She told them that Tony and I had a hit on Rob because he was stealing our money. A bunch of lies. She put a piece bond on the kid and for all those who don't know what that is well that is a nice way to say restraining order. When I went to court I went with this other girl named Shannon. Shannon was cool she teased me about telling chics they cant fuck me anymore, and they all seem to go crazy. I am gonna try and get the mins from that day in court that was the funniest shit of my life the judge laughed at her. That was about 1998, I saw her in the mall over new years. She is fat as a overweight sumo wresler. I wonder if she saw me, I sure hope so cause I look good as shit. The moral of the story and I get this from my boy Tony "It doesnt matter what she looks like there is some dude out there sick of her shit"
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