How TO Have A Great Threesome

I know you already know how to have a great threesome. You don't need my help, you can already fuck 6 women to the point that they can’t walk and breath in at the same time. What the fuck ever, the moment you say you don't need any help you are already behind the times. I will talk about everything from how to set the mood to how to handle the issue of every one remaining clean and safe (This is something that I don't talk about very often, but you have to be safe when you are having sex. No one is going to care more about you than you do. And there are people out there who say stuff like well if the bumps are not there I can't pass it right? That is some bullshit) Anyway I will also discuss different things you can encompass to make the the experience more enjoyable for everyone involved.First you want to get the participants, for women this part is very easy for men not so much. Men want to get freaks hoes, the kind of hoes that can suck ink out of a bic pen that type shit. Women they want tall six pack and a huge dicks most of the time they want like 9 big dicks.(you know that women are waaaay freaker than men, women stay horny you better go fuck your girl padnah before one of my boys get too her) You want to know a major difference with men and women that I find amazing. Women get off on making dudes cum; yeah they feel that makes them the shit. Now don't get me wrong because they LOVE TO CUM but women get different levels of satisfaction from sex. They love to make you cum, you never had a girl suck your dick but would not let you fuck, you ever had a hand job, you ever nutted and she didn't get off and she said it was still amazing. Yeah women are crazy but GOD bless them. Dudes we count anything as a kill "hey she leaned on my chair when she was fixing her pant leg shiiiiit she wanna fuck...Let me stop before I get too far off topic.Okay lets get movingThe selection of partners is very tricky, Men you must develop the ability keep the interest of at least 4 women in a sitting. A good way to do this is sometimes going out with female friends, tag along sometimes when they go to lunch or out to get drinks. This is how you can start to develop multiple interests from several women at once. Guys usually fuck this up because they don't know how too make everyone at the table feel that they are getting enough attention. You see I cannot stress the importance of making every woman feel important. Allot of guys start paying too much attention to one girl, if the others feel this you have already lost the fight. You have to have every girl at the table thinking you were flirting with everybody but you were flirting with her the most. Wait I may be getting ahead of myself here WOMEN NOTICE EVERYTHING especially when you are comfortable with a group and with yourself. Confidence cannot be faked you can't pretend that you are something that you are not. (You can but time will tell) Find something that you feel comfortable talking about but don't let the conversation be one sided. What does one sided mean you are the only one saying shit at the table, you have to encourage them to talk. When I say something you are comfortable with I talked to a table of women about the fucking LIONKING they all loved the conversation and none of them were younger than 25 years old. (Thank you Walt Disney). Now this is important because you can see how to manage time (never spend too much time on one woman unless you are really interested in her only), how to include others (ask the loud woman in the group to talk about her friends. ((She will always give up more information than her friends want people to know, use that information, nothing on planet earth is more valuable than information))), how to tag team (gives you the ability to join forces with each and get the vibe on each woman in the party nothing is universal some women like this others like that you have learn how to identify what a woman enjoys.) You also have to realize when a table is feeling you and when they are not. And if they are not don't worry about it just walk away. Don't force the issue as long you are comfortable and they are laughing not smiling your okay. (A sub-note to this, how can I put this ...READ A FUCKING BOOK have something to offer to a conversation.) Now when you gain the ability to talk to a group of women and how to cater to all the egos at that table then you can move on to suggestions. Never do this on the initial meeting you have to get the women at the table to the point that they are requesting you join them for lunch because they like your company, (be careful it's easy to fall in that FRIEND ONLY category stay the fuck outta there this is a trial and error thing only time and experience will keep you out of that shit farm. If they are not at the point that they are requesting your company don't suggest that you go there (hey that took me a min. Cause off top I was asking witch one of you down for the sucking and the fucking, the licking and the god damn sticking:) Once you are in their circle bring it up in a conversation (WOMEN ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT FUCKING SO THERE IS NEVER A WRONG TIME) and leave it alone.Now what I am leaving out here is a very important step what to say. It has to be your own way of saying it, just don't ask directly ask them as a group what they think about it. Many of them probably have already tried it but you don't want this too be the time you start making jokes about character just talk about it and let it take its course. What happens behind the scenes is the exciting part because after this meeting the women either will or wont talk about it too others in that group or her friends outside her initial group. Here is another way women are different from men because women have different friends for different occasions. The women she goes out with, the women who she goes to lunches and functions with, and the chicks she talks too about FUCKING with. (; Why is it you never see the smile in that direction Men we run with the same crew of motherfuckers from the playground to the grave. Now this outside discussion this is where things are out of your hands, but if you set stuff up correctly you should be getting a three way call from A woman you know and a friend you have only heard about. Now this conversation will be one of a few ways; "I don't want too" at one extreme and "Hell yeah MOFO" at the other. You have to sell the experience but remember if they called, shit you are 80% there. All you have to do now is not fuck it up.Once everything is worked out you have to get a neutral LOCATION. Here is where you have to spend a little change especially if this is the first time for one of the women. Women are into the fantasy and the more you put in making this a magical night the more you will get out of the night. Get the room in an area somewhere far from where they normally hang out but not so far they get sick of driving or they decide to carpool. (THIS IS VERY IMPORTANT KEEP THEM SEPARATED UNTIL THEY ARE BOTH AT THE HOTEL OR WHAT EVER LOCATION YOU CHOOSE) You don't want them walking in with a plan women make plans by nature where if you got two dudes coming to see one girl all you are going to hear is WE GON FUC DIS HOE. And yes THE MAN should choose you cannot be a pussyboy here you are the one making the arrangements all they have to do is show up, perform, and leave. When they get there have something to take allot of the edge off. Weather that be liquor, weed, E pills what ever floats your fucking boat but don't try to make people do things that they really don't want to do allow the ladies to choose their poison. Also have some sort of radio, the small clock radio in the rooms are disgusting you need something with a pretty good sound quality for example that ipod sound dock those are fantastic because you can play hours of music that will take you from beginning (drinks) to the end (hey this was great we got to get back together:)Now lets talk about how to perform in a threesome. I am sure that everybody has their own way but this is how your boy gets down. First began with kisses women should feel like you are paying an equal amount of attention to both of them. Kiss them both softly but passionately and be sure that you are encouraging them to rub and kiss on each other. "Kiss her like you want someone to kiss you" "Rub her between her legs and touch her nipples like you want her to touch yours. Now before you jack off, you should clear some things up. Every woman is different and here are the questions they never discuss in the movies. Always have an assortment of FLAVORED condoms. MOST WOMEN have a problem with you taking you dick out of one woman and slamming it up their pussy. This may cause some dudes to be like man fuck all that, but here is why I choose that kind of condom, and where the tag team concept comes in the order. The orgasms should be issued as so, 1st timer because she is the most nervous, the professional because well shit ladies 1st, then you. Now you have to really work the tag team thing and once women figure out what's going on they will follow. You have to always be making someone feel good the entire time while you are sucking her titts have the other girl to eat her out, if you are eating her out you put your fingers in her pussy and rub her g-spot and have the other woman laying across her sucking her titts and rubbing the lips of her pussy. The rubbing in areas she is normally never touched at the same time is very crucial this is what makes the threesome so off the hook (MUTHAFUCKA ITS MO PEOPLE IN THIS BED FUCKING ME) It has to remain in a controlled chaos, and it always has to be 2 people making one cum and when you go in one woman (DON'T CUM YET UNTIL EVERYBODY HAS CAME because all you will be doing after that is watching from the side lines and I have never asked anybody to ball and all they do is watch from the fucking sidelines) Take off the condom and allow the next woman to suck your fucking dick until you feel like going back in some pussy, grab a fresh condom and well shit fuck her. That fresh condom thing really makes everyone feel allot more at ease. So you make sure everyone has busted a fantastic nut and then you sit back and allow them to make sure they both get in the pleasure of making you bust. From there you just chill make a few more glasses lye in bed make fucking jokes about "every time I went in a mouth or either pussy it felt so fucking good. Yall need to take this shit on the fucking road." Be sure to rub them make them both feel like they are so fucking sexy, and your lucky you will get your own sloppy 2nds shit sloppy 4ths LOL. Between the sex always be sure to pick up around the room, get the condom packets and any clothing that may be tossed on the floor. This gives them the impression that you are neat. I don't have to worry about this I can just relax and enjoy this experience. Make sure that it is a comfortable temp because you don't want anyone too hot that is uncomfortable or so cold they can’t function. After you wrap up your night tell them to leave at the same time but take different elevators, take different directions out of the building and not to mention it anymore. Never mention it again until one of them bring it up and if they enjoyed it they will. Always keep the experience as something that the three of you shared and that's that. The very best thing about this is if they really liked it every time a friend of theirs mentions a threesome you will be the first call they make. Hope you bitches appreciate how I break it down too you. Holla

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