this is all i can remember

Okay I am just starting to recover from All Star Weekend. It was fucking amazing, the weather could have been a little warmer but it was still off the hook. My boy Mighty Marc brought his digital camera to a couple of spots, you can see the pictures we took at Fox Sports Bar and a few from a party we attended later once we take out the ones with fat chicks and haters. Okay let me start out by saying that I was fucked in half drunk the entire weekend. Most of the stuff that happened I cannot fucking remember but the one I do remember really aint that funny but in my effort to keep the post honest I got to tell it just like it happened. Okay Saturday we went to Fortune Entertainment University Club party. We stayed till about 2 A.M. and from there we hit up the Allen Iverson Party because it didn’t end until 4 A.M. On my way to the party I get a call from this pretty cool chic I know named Summer, she asked where was I doing I said on my way to the AI party at the end of Kirby. She said cool my girls have a free passes to that party we will come up there also. Summer has some FINE ass girlfriends and since my boys were in town, I should just try and get them good young fellas some PUSSY I am a good host if nothing. Summer never showed but she kept paging me all night so about 4:30A.M as. I was walking to the car she called my phone. She asked where was I going “Home” is anyone with you “Yeah Mac 10” why don’t yall come through I said fuck it, I was hungry and drunk and I know she got something to eat over there. We arrived at her apartment and there was Summer looking like…like…like and her friend looking. …like…like…lets just say not their best. We sit around and hear the normal bullshit clubs girls talk about, how they saw this person and that person, how them other girls were going crazy over him but how they are around stars all the time. BLAH, BLAH, BLAH. If you don’t own a TV stand you really need to stop clubbing and invest in your home. I get bored like you get bored in 6 period Latin, stand up and announce, “ I’m about to go home, I’m sleepy.” They look confused, but Mac 10 and I make out exit, forgot the keys and have to go back to the door. She asked did she offend me in anyway I told her no I’m just tired. On the way down the street and it’s like 5 A.M. now and I am about to go get in the bed when my cell rings. It was Summer, she said Breezy I want to be honest we really wanted to FUCK tonight. (Bizarre to you maybe but to me very common place) I said tell Mac 10 what you just told me. She repeated it and he said, “Turn the car around” we pull up at a gas station to grab some condom and I look over and Mac 10 and tell him. “Dude I aint gonna Fuck this up for you but I can’t cheat on my girl. I have said this a million times to a million different people but Mac 10 has never heard it, and in his face I saw what every parent sees when someone tells them there is no Santa Clause. I said they just want to bang it doesn’t matter who it is as long as they are cool. I call Marc “What stop bullshitting nah man you crazy them hoes got worms” I call Pretty Boy “What shit I got a jump off coming through, but what they look like?” I say “ like a couple of rough 4s he declined I was never much of a salesman if I didn’t believe in the product. I call Summer back I tell her I can’t make it but I would be more than happy to be dropped off at my girl crib and Mac 10 can come back alone. She conferred with her friend and she said the following “Yeah fuck it and Breeze YOU SUCK” (Apparently not You;) Now there are only three streets Mac 10 needs to remember (been drinking since 12P.M.) Westpark, Kirby, and Chimney Rock. Left on Westpark takes you back to Kirby in fact it dead-ends when you get to Kirby you can’t go anywhere else. Unless you go the opposite direction because then you can basically leave the city of Houston. Guess what he did? I bet you know, that’s right he went the wrong direction. He called me about an HOUR later and asked if I get to the beltway have I gone too far. Son if you get to the beltway your might as well jack off and go to sleep where you are. I gave him directions back they were simple turn around and go the other way. He stopped at Chimney Rock and just drove to my crib. I know I know I owe Mac 10 I’ll hook him up with one of my girls friends so he can be pussy whipped like I am.

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