You Miss Me Bitches

Hello I am sorry it’s been a while since I wrote anything I really have not been inspired. (And everything I fucking write has someone’s personal information in it so no matter how good it is I can’t print it. (Fucking sucks) My son’s mom saw my website she threatened legal action (fucking group email list) so from this point on I can’t say anything about her or her family with the exception of my son. I moved to Dallas if you have not been keeping up and I am happy to say that Dallas isn’t Houston. (Not good or bad but they are Very different) I am going to leave it at that. I want to wish everyone a Happy Belated Easter and if you don’t celebrate Easter happy starting to get hot season or whatever the fuck you celebrate….
This basically is going to be rants I don’t have a direction but I needed to write because I miss reading this shit it makes me laugh after I get through crying at my sick need to let you laugh at my life. I was in Edwards, MS I didn’t know it existed either till I was stranded at a gas station there. As I stood at the gas station sweating my nuts out a dude came up to me. He was, shall we say looking as if he didn’t have a place of his own. Well the gentleman said hello to me and I returned his regional greeting. He was holding a Reebok shoe box. He then told me that he had a pet in his box, I said to him Sir I must see what pet you have in that box of yours. He opened his box and inside was a grey and white mouse eating a roll. (I can never eat does dinner rolls again) he also had a pencil and a string for the mouse to play with apparently. I have this condition that when something really fucks me up I stare at it blankly. Most people think wow he keeps his composure but really I’m fucked in half. Well when this gentleman saw that this young man didn’t even blink an eye and I have a fucking rat in a box. He just stared at me and walked away. I called TonyJ and told him to come get me I think he is still laughing. (LA you have to write about the trick bowling show)
I have been very impressed lately with the amount of my friends that have started blogging. LA, Juanita, both have their own and TonyJ has contributed to my site (that shit was so funny) and I have been exposed to a lot of fantastic shit. The recent and most popular topics of these blogs are relationships. Isn’t that what we are all trying to figure out? Carrie from sex in the city, Martin from Martin, Hugh Heffner, well Hugh might be on to something. People who have someone think they are with the wrong person and people with no one think they will never find anyone. And if you know someone in a good relationship you wait like vultures till they break up. Men aint shit and women aint shit, blah, blah, blah. First off let’s just say to some extent EVERYONE IS FUCKED TOTALLY UP. Especially you, that’s right you. Have you ever looked in a mirror, no I mean honestly looked in a mirror. Don’t hold in your stomach; don’t turn down the lights, look at your self. Look at that fucking shit in your head. Look at how your tittys sag (especially if you’re a man LOL). But you want someone who is perfect, someone who looks like that person on television you would “FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF” Yeah that’s it people are not honest with themselves. They pretend to be something their not so long that they lose themselves in a fantasy that they have in their head. But that is way too much shit to write in one blog (you are your worst enemy not the people you are trying to impress)
So you say to yourself; “Breezy what do I have to do so I can stop being in sorry ass relationships. Well you can’t, shitty aint it LOL okay I’ll do what I can for your punk ass. Okay now that you know that you are fucked up try working on the things about your self you don’t like. (Wait not that you don’t like, work on the shit that makes you not likable) As a man I know that I want a woman that is attractive not only to me but to others (I like show stoppers I always have, when I was a little kid I would cut out the pictures in Ebony magazine and put them in my wallet, I did so because I wanted the most attractive girls and I still do) But that is just my taste I like hot women. I really don’t like talking to people that are unattractive and I know that makes me shallow and I don’t give a fuck. Oh I can’t believe that he said that but when a woman says that I can’t be with a man unless he has a new car or he makes this much money. I won’t marry a man unless it’s done like this. Well bitches, you are saying not only the same thing you are saying worse. You want to talk about what I really, really look for when I am looking for a woman. Okay I’ll tell you: I look for someone that if I ask them a question nine times out of ten she will know the answer. I love smart women I think it is so sexy, and most smart girls FUCK LIKE $.50 gutter sluts.(real talk) I like someone who has their own interest and don’t find it necessary to force things on me that I don’t want to deal with. Women spend a lot of time finding someone they say they like and for the rest of the time they are with them they are trying to change them into someone they are not. Bitch please. You change who you are for a woman one day you find your woman fucking a dude that dresses like you use to dress LOL she will be cheating on you with you that has to suck nuts. But to sum shit up don’t be so concerned with what the world sees but concentrate on getting your self together. Read a fucking book (don’t let someone tell you about it and you pretend you read it READ A FUCKING BOOK) There is no such thing as the perfect relationship, everything requires work and sacrifice. If you don’t think you are ready to give that much of yourself you should not. That should be easy enough for you if you have any specific questions please ask someone who is going to give a fuck because I promise I will not. This is for someone who needed a little advice on the side and I think it might help others but you have to apply it to your own needs but this is what I told him…..”Most people always think they know more than you, so let them. When you fuck over them you can laugh about it with them because they will be looking for someone else. There is nothing wrong with playing the fool just don’t be the fool”. I really have missed this I could write about 7 more pages hope this makes you smile but I know it is going to make you think. TO the CORE my brothers till we gone Holla……


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