The Sharika Tales

Okay let me say this before we even get into this story, I feel really bad about everything that happened between me and Sharika. I really treated her like shit and at one time I really thought I loved her. I will not get into everything but trust me GOD has kicked my ass for like 5 years because of what I did to this girl. I still think I am on probation but here goes. Okay this has to be stated I AM THE PERFECT BOYFRIEND, be quiet you stank ass hoes I know you curled up your lip and said whatever, but trust this shit if I am with a woman she knows I'm with her end of discussion. Buuuuut the problems usually start whenever Tony and/or LA show up. LA is the lesser of two evils he will be a friend to women he makes everything seem so innocent "O hey baby girl, is that sorry ass boyfriend of yours over there? Really, tell him to stop eating you out and talk to me for one second and I promise I will let you and he get back to the stank ass fairy tail that you and he call a relationship" That is how LA calls the house to say hey put Breezy on the phone. Tony on the other hand "Hey tell B its ladies night at Poon Paradise tell him I need his two for one all access pass, you know two for one you get the sucking and the fucking" He says shit like this to church folks, now can you wrap your mind around the type of bastards I kick it with. Now me on the other hand I should be called SCAPEGOAT or PLAN B I have gotten phone calls from both of these dudes telling me shit like "Breeze kinda chill at your crib tonight I told 6 different bitches I needed to bail you outta jail for starting a fight with a kindergarten teacher. I'll let you know when the coast is clear. Gotta get that money baby."
Okay I met Sharika one night at a club or out eating with my friends, I'm usually shit faced when we all go out so I can't really call it. Anyway this very innocent, pretty little girl she had dark hair we talked and she gave me her phone number. I called her and we had really a nice conversation not too exciting mind you, but it was a cool conversation. I called her several days later and asked if she wanted to meet at the movies, she said yeah that would be cool. We went to the movies and sat in the back she wore a skirt, she had nice legs, and a sexy ass. I touch her knee, she smiled, I touched her thigh, she looked at me out the corners of her eyes. So I pumped my breaks for a sec and just did the light small circles rub on her inner knee used the two middle fingers maneuver (you know). Stayed in that inner knee area for about 2, 2 and a half mins then I started towards her neatly manicured steam pit. She was uncomfortable, we left the movies went to my crib what can I say I understand the saying its always the quiet ones. And as an added bonus this was basically untapped, o yeah she fucked a few in college but trust me nothing like that hoe you fucking with right now. Think I'm lying ask her how many she has been with? If she says that's not your business well buddy all I can say is be careful, and if she gives you a number quickly but when you say name them and she cant remember names as quickly as she remembered that number, padnah you better wrap up. And my favorite question "so if you didn't cum do you count it?" Have fun with those, Ha I probably just ended some relationships, your better off without her, You don't want to come home early one day and see her getting ass fucked by the dude that she is "JUST FRIENDS" with.
Back to the story sorry I got off track. I was going through some drama and she was sweet I kinda needed to slow down you know after you have been hurt you kinda run with your boys too tough, yeah I was out everynight it was sad. Its not sad to go out allot but when you do it because can't deal with being alone, you got a problem. I thought I should think about getting back in a relationship. I prefer relationships because they are just cooler. Yeah I know "aint no pussy like new pussy""the best chic is the next chic" But I really do prefer having just one girl. Anyway it got real serious real fast and we kinda moved in together because I got kicked out of another apartment this was 99/00 and I was still just wilding out. Things were going great I kinda moved myself out of certain circles but I was still fucked up from the MAA situation. (READ MAA IF YOU HAVEN'T). It blew up really before I knew it, into something that I wasn't ready for. Men mature slowly ladies remember that. We went to Nashville for her cousins wedding with her mom. (BY the Way Her mommy has a fantastic body and she was really cool. I almost asked her mom...nevermind you'll hate me enough by the end of this.) We were getting very very serious then one day the most terrible thing in the world happened. I woke up and I didn't want to be with her anymore. I lost all attraction to her as a person and as a object of affection this happens to me allot but usually much earlier but at this point some people were even talking about setting a date(I wasn't the one talking but there was talk). I can't be the only person who feels like this? Have you ever thought my life would be perfect if I find a person like such and such and then you think you find that person and you see that you really have no fucking idea about what you need. Oh well if not blow my ass quit jacking off and go out there a fucking live.
One night my Uncle LP called me and said that he had just finished his new club come down and check it out. I got in Sharika car and tried to follow his directions. I was lost, it was dark I ran her Honda into the side of somebody's car.(you might want to read that over again it sneeks up on you) The car was totaled the cd player was pushed out by the engine. Not the best thing to happen when you are trying to distance yourself from someone. So because of his one on one relationship with Satan, Tony came back into town.
I picked Tony up in one of the dealership cars (sorry was working at a Infinity dealership at the time, I would take a car every weekend and like go out of town, I had a car lot full at my fingertips. I was just about to start renting them to friends when I got fired. That's another story it has to do with GOD and my instant karma) So Tony is in the car and so is Sharika, we go to her house that's where her car or what use to be a car now it is to make it sound nice ....Art? Anyway that's where her car was towed and he sees it and he all at once falls on the ground laughing. You have understand our sense of humor, but seeing him laugh like that made me laugh, Sharika didn't think it was funny at all her sense of humor really died during this period.
Somehow that day we took her to her moms. Tony is in the middle of a story about him and I and one night with a bottle of Courvoisier and two chicks from a strip club, I hate Tony. Anyway she feels threatened Tony is picking at her she starts to cry, Tony is laughing at her I start laughing at Tony and that is where everything starts going straight to hell. I was talking to Tony and he said your done aren't you I said yeah. One day when I was at work and this stuff was really starting to get to me A guy named MJ came up, now at the time he was best salesman at the dealership. Okay I have to tell you about MJ he is a fucking earner, anything that he can get money doing he is all in and MJ does not give a rats ass about a woman until he has an hard on. The second that is taken care of back to the hustle. "Bitch move before they find your ass in a trunk some dame where" But this dude looks like the perfect nice guy that's why he killed at the dealership he would meet chicks and see if they had good credit he would fuck them and talk them into buying cars after the check cleared he never called back. He asked "Breezy what's the deal you don't look too good" I told him I am feeling bad because I don't love my girl anymore. I gave him the quick rundown he laughed and said "fuck her" break up with her. This is a good girl she really held me down through a tough time. MJ replied without even really thinging twice about it that's what they are all for. He said break up with her tonight. "She doesn't have a car right." I said 'yeah, I totaled it' he said "tell her you can't date a woman without a car. You met a chic today while she was getting her oil changed and you are in love. " At this point I know that if I am going to hell its not like I will not know a few folks.
Shortly after that I moved into my own apartment and all I had was a big screen TV and Awiwa radio (it was a cool radio but that bastard lasted for about 6 months after that it became shit) and a bedroom set. She called me and asked me to pick her up because I kinda fucked up her normal mode of transportation, she came through and said she wanted to start over and work things out. I told her I don't want to do this anymore(NOTE: IF YOU ARE A WOMAN AND YOU HEAR THIS MOVE ON I DID NOT SAY I DON'T THINK, I SAID I DON'T WANT) She said lets go get you some furniture she got me a living room set the entire time I was looking at the sales girl, I never did go back to check on that. After that I think she thought things were going to get better, I never really called her she called me all the time I stopped answering the phone. She came over one day dressed in all black and shades like a ninja, my padna Louis was there with his girl she acted all drama queen crazy. Later that week she came buy with bags from the supermarket "I know you need some things, sorry I overreacted." I asked her why she was doing this she started giving me pleasure I forgot what the hell I asked (On a good note that is where I learned that if you are not going to keep them around STOP FUCKING THEM chicks get addicted to sex with a dude, dudes get addicted to sex with Other chicks). She left and I didn't call her again so one day she came by the apartment with some muthafuckers and the police to get her furniture. I showed them receipts they left, the female cop gave me a look I will never forget some dude did that bitch ugly, or Mabey I made her sick to her stomach I remember hearing something like that, she probably wanted to hook up. But really I hope she never stops me for speeding.
By this time Sharika's sexy mom bought her another car this time instead of a dark blue accord she had a light blue accord with a sun roof. She dropped by the crib one night after the club I wanted a turkey sandwich, she wanted to fuck. She took off her shit and laid on top of me, u don't understand I wanted a fucking turkey sandwich. She left my apartment and that was the last time I saw her. She sent my mom a letter talking about how I used her and how she can never trust or love a man again. She moved to another state my mom won't tell me where I assume its TN because she had allot of family up there. Yeah I know that was fucked up and if you needed any proof of this I asked Tony what should I write in this story he said the following,
1) You must reveal that you got her to buy you furniture and then stopped messing with her
2) The time she just wanted to spend quality time and I was in the back seat laughing at her crying and you couldn't control yourself
3) When you wrecked her car what the dude that you worked with at car lot said about that what you supposed to do is wreck her car
4) Why the only reason you moved in with her was due to you not having a place to stay
5) And you most certainly have to include the letter
Tony J
I really wish things didn't end the way they did but just like you can't control who you love I guess you cant control when you can't love them anymore. I am sorry about the stuff that happened and I figured I'll put it out here they way it really went down. I figured since I'm gonna tell the truth I should tell the whole truth and sometimes the narrator is the bad guy. I just read this and that ninja part made me laugh. Tony said I drove her crazy I told him it was so close she could have walked.

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