Wednesday, March 22, 2006

A few Questions for the Ladies by TONYJ (Jefferson Davis Hogg)

Okay I got a message from TonyJ this morning. He said that he wanted to have me post it on my site. NOW I DID NOT WRITE THIS But I will comment on it...After you read it. And just to be fair I am going to send what I write to TonyJ and let him read what I wrote because I don't want to lose a padnah...But TonyJ is well take a look at what he is....


First let me get this out in the clear; I am not a whore, slut, or tramp. I am an equal opportunity pleasure giver. Now that we have that out of the way I have a couple of questions I would like to pose to the female readers.
1) What happened to the plain ole fuck?
Guys do you remember when you could see a chick, holla at her, get her down for the sticking & the sucking and that was it. Now when you get a broad down the next thing out of their mouth is "Well you know a sista do’in bad, and could use a little help with the car note, rent, this bill or that bill. What the Fuck is that shit!!!!!!!! Lay your ass down get some of this good dick, and keep pushin your ass was doin well enough to go to the club that I met you;

How about you stay out the fuckin' club so you can pay yo rent and we can fuck peacefully.


2) What is up with the tear jerkin stories?
Once again fellas remember when you could lay and play in a piece get up and ask “What you doing next week?” Pencil yourself in a spot and come back and hit it again. Now these skeezers (Yes I said skeezers) will tell you a story line better than the ones on Young & the Restless. If you ask them the aforementioned question after you get up off it. I don't give a damn that your Daddy used to touch you when you were 7, that you and your cousin used to play Naked Hotel whenever you came over, or that Raul up the street got you pregnant at the same time he got engaged to Sheila. Pencil me in for next Mon after 24 goes off and we can fuck peacefully.


3) Why does everyone need to be a pimp?
Men, ever come across a dime and before you get in the bed she got her hand out or even worse after you've just torn that pussy to shreds next thing out her filthy mouth is "I need some money" I nearly found myself pushing a "unstable creature" out of a car traveling 72 MPH when I heard those words once. I mean I'll take you to lunch or dinner hell I gotta eat too might as well have something to look at. Outside of that if you didn't birth that man's seed or had him take you on an emotional roller coaster for over a year, Let me see how can I put this GET YOUR OWN DAMN SHOE MONEY!!!!!

Breeze sorry for the rant you know I'm the calm one in the crew but I had to get some answers.


You know what I can’t say a damn thing ladies and gentleman TonyJ aka Jefferson Davis Hogg

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5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok, just to let you know, you can't have a "plain ole fuck" if you are dealing with chics with childhood issues. Try getting to know a little about the girl before you decide to sleep with her and maybe you will be able to weed out the money hungry, insecurity having, looking for a daddy figure little girls. Once you do that you can see if these chics can hold there own and are worth fucking. If you say you have "good dick", then you know you can't hand it out like candy. Lets be grown and realize that its quality not quantity.

ladyabena said...

Wow, I hear you man. Maybe you need to talk to chicks who have thier own things. Some of us only want what you're trying to get!

Anonymous said...

That was some funny ass shit... Brother's got a point though... Ladies, My Fellow Ladies, get your shit together... That way when you ask for the money, he'll be more likely to give it to your broke ass!

Jus-Q
Woman Extraordinaire

Anonymous said...

That was some funny ass shit... Brother's got a point though... Ladies, My Fellow Ladies, get your shit together... That way when you ask for the money, he'll be more likely to give it to your broke ass!

Jus-Q
Woman Extraordinaire

Anonymous said...

What about the dudes that pull that shit (trust me I've met plenty)?
Why would anyone think pity is the way to get someone into bed?